What Did You Learn Today?
 

They say that it's good to learn something new everyday. By they I mean creepy adults.

What did you learned?

Yes I said learned.

I learned that nappy headed does not mean shit head. I feel like it's important to spread the word about this.

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I learned that Kiwis aren't hip to racist lingo, lol

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I'm dying....God please help me I can't take inside laughing anymore, I'm physically shaking!!!!

I learned that Dr.Seussicide and I really do think alike.

[Friday] I learned that MLA formatting is apparently some sort of innate knowledge high school graduates have. Personally, I don't recall ever learning anything about MLA formatting in any English classes during high school. Of course, that could be related to the fact that I graduated in 99' and have illegally abused my mind and body in unimaginable ways since then.

So today, I learned that I could probably find a template in Microsoft Office, but I learned I did not have it. So I did some searching around, and learned that Word comes standalone without having to download the whole shit. [years ago] I learned there were very many ways to get things for free, and since I have homework due tomorrow, I'm about to successfully get my learn on.

Great minds Janszoon :beer:

Very nice FB, I am also getting my learn on, once I stop being distracted by MB!

Today I learned where babies come from.

Today I learned that my intramural basketball league does not allow you to start a game with only 4 players.

I also learned that confirming at least 4 other people are coming before walking down to the gym in 0 degree weather is a solid idea.

If you get lost, you might be walking around randomly for four hours...

I learned I need to put more than four spoons of beans in my coffee grinder for half a pot. Will try with six tomorrow :).
I also strained my brain a bit thinking about a piece of art containing electronics. My ex-girlfriend got quite a hard task from her school (art school). I'm trying to help her out. Not sure if I learned much this time though. I dunno, I just like to help her and it turns out i'm pretty creative. My mind is. I can't make ****.

I guess that's all :)

Edit: I also learned that a defective RAM memory module can cause your computer to say it can't read from the windows installation CD. Yeah.
A friend of mine took a PC (a pretty nice 64 bit AMD 3400+) out of a carbage can. It works, apart from the memory. Not bad, freebees :D

I learned that platypus' have a poisonous spike... not so freakishly cute after all...

I learned that you shouldn't put hot oil into a glass jar. Later on, when I wanted to use said oil again the glass jar was cut off at the level where the oil was.

Trusting platypus's cuteness is like trusting the smile on a rattlesnake.

Koala meat is toxic. Everything down there can kill you.

I learned that really good friends can't always be trusted.

Where they really good friends then?
Or did you just think they are?

I went to a lecture about being a music reviewer; the role of critics in society and a bit on how to write and stuff. I learned 4 simple dos :

• Find something new
• Have a different opinion
• Find an enemy
• Be interesting

I actually learned 4 important things about being a music reviewer today. They are as follows:

• Find something new
• Have a different opinion
• Find an enemy
• Be interesting

I learned that bubbling my name in on a scantron sheet is necessary.

I learned that getting divorced does have it perks..I dont have to put the toilet seat down anymore..hahahahaha

Hahaha, that is indeed an advantage of being single.
I noticed that too :)

Not to mention the money saved from having to buy a valentines day gift of some kind. Although last year I weaseled my way out of it as well. I let my x talk me into moving to this really exspensive neighborhood last year. For valentines day she made reservations at the clubhouse for dinner. So naturally theres a dress code which I wasnt a fan of right off the bat but wth. I figure if I make the effort she'd put out later on. Anyway we buy some clothes on her dime that were up to par to the regulations of this event. We arrive at this fancy smancy place with so many yuppie ***s running around I wanted to puke. Half the stuff on the menu looked greek to me and they didnt have Jagermeister. I had to settle for champagne and forced down some seafood that I still dont know what it was. At any rate when it was time to pay the check they didnt accept cash and I dont use plastic of any kind. So she had to foot the bill and it ended up being around 200 bucks.

I don't seem to know girls who expect their boyfriends to spend excessive amounts of money on them.
That never kept me from spoiling my ex-girlfriend by the way. Christmas presents often went well over $200. But she did the same to me, so hey :)

She didnt really expect it i dont think..she asked and suckered me into moving there. If I would have said no she wouldnt have thrown a fit or anything. Same for the dinner and everything. Every now and then to venture beyond our means was exciting for her I guess. I didnt care long as I got to get drunk on my days off...lol. Which is how I spent the rest of the evening after we arrived back at home after the dinner that evening. My present was a heart shaped out of beer cans on the coffe table left for her to find. She did the next morning after she discovered that I had passed out on the couch watching NFL network..lol

That the word 'Viking' means raider and not an all encompassing name for a race of people.

So far today ive learned just how overatted Eric Clapton really was and is.

lol.. should have been passed out on the couch naked with a bow tied around your dick so you'd have knocked out Christmas as well.

Yeah lucky for me we split the next month anyway. She didnt find my inebriated artistic abilities as humerous as I did I guess. I returned home after my hitch to find an empty house. Took everything but my beer, and turned the fridge off so that it would be hot...OUCH!! Lol..that statment spoke pretty loudly..At any rate I plugged the fridge back in, and turned on some SRV. Popped the top on a hot one, and proceeded to indulge in my own self pity. Sad thing is I wasnt really all that heart broke as much as it was just a better excuse to get f.u.b.a.r.'ed. I was pretty upset about my c.d.'s...everthing else not so much. I knew I could drink enough to not mind the comfortability the hardwood floors provided for rest. At least until it was time to go back to work. Plus I had plenty of buddy's for company to get me through the hard times. Even if they did just like to drink on my dime pretty much. Who am I to judge anybody??lol..Its just one exzample of many in my arsenol of drunken shattered dreams. It always starts out with good intentions of intoxicated fun times. Ultimatley leaves me worse off than before except for the funny stories...Oh well its worth it...Cheers!!!:beer:

I learned there is a wallet for Bras called a Rack Trap.

I suggest females that like to put money in their bras get this because I really hate getting sweaty money because I just happened to be standing behind a female that decides to pay for something with her tit sweat dollar bill and the cashier doesn't want it so they give it to ME as change!

Would you like it if I put my dollar bills in my underwear and you got handed some ball sweat soaked bills?
http://the305urbanista.com/site/wp-c...2/racktrap.jpg

Be considerate of others and get a Racktrap

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I so want one.

Never to agree to sell a house to someone who hasn't got their mortgage approved yet.

I learned today that Common is really a THUG

Karl Rove: Common a 'Thug' Part 1 - Fox News Video - FoxNews.com

I learnt that for musicians, death is not the end

not exactly new, but info just became an axiom for me today

Sean Hannity is the biggest asshat on the planet. Hes about as gangster as Carlton from Fresh Prince. Common took the time to defend the honor of a black panther member he considers wrongfully accused and suddenly hes vilified and shouldn't be able to attend an invite from the White House.

I also learned today that there is study called Rumpology and I wouldn't mind learning that along with having some test subjects.

It's more related to palm reading than an actual study though.

I learnt that an atom only exists if you actually observe it to measure. Which means that it can exist everywhere. Multiverse's and parallel universes- wahey!

It is just a new beginning~~

I learned that Friday the 13th can be the best day of the week :).

Today I learnt

don't go outside for joints. Stay in in the garden. Otherwise you need a **** and there's no toilet.