What are you talking about? It's not gay. It's bi-lariouuuuuus!

That's just something we do. It's a joke. I'm comfortable with myself and my sexuality so I can do it.

I don't know if it's funny but it's just something we do with my friends to have laugh. Also. What's wrong with being gay?

I dated one of my female friends who was one of my best friends. That went to hell and now we do not talk to each other (mostly because of what happened and me refusing to be friends because of it.)

Most of the girls I am friends with I have known a while and are more like sisters then anything and I can't see myself sleeping with them.

Is it just me, or does every thread I walk into have S______K defending himself against someone accusing him of rubbing off on his friends? Hahahaha.

On topic: when I'm looking for something like a spoon or a pair of scissors, I make the motion with my hand while I walk around looking for it.

I have to put the same amount of deodorant on each side if not I will just think about how I did not do that the whole day.

How do you measure that?

Nothing wrong with being a homosexual. But it never made sense to me to act gay when you are straight. The fake gay stuff happened a lot back in high school on the sports teams. I remember having the "Shower Olympics" where guys would be doing hand stands and cartwheels and piss on each other and all sorts of weird stuff. Then if you'd be drinking and pass out, someone was always there to do borderline gay **** to you. Like dry hump you while you are trying to take a nap or something. Or if you bent over someone was always there to fake hump you. I guess acting gay just isn't included in my things to do when I want to joke around.

Count the strokes of deodorant I put on. Also if it just feels off idk it's just ****ing weird.

Listen to my momma!

And I never did :D. Only did that to my girlfriends.
Allright. Did it to one friend. And then I told her not to come back again.
It wasn't right.

Spooning and scissoring? That's not going to change the topic, is it?

YES!

Remember how long the hissing sound sounds :)

John Frusciante was into it. Watch this for about 30 seconds .. "it's called a helicopter" says Flea.