Blarobbarg

I HATE using pencils for anything other than sketching. The feeling of the graphite against the papers does... Something. I don't even know, I just know that I hate it.

Also, I point any and all pointy objects away from me, due to a strange childhood fear that they will fly off the desk and stab me through the heart. You can thank a third grade teacher for telling me the "totally true" story of the kid who was walking with his pencil and tripped and stabbed himself. I know it makes no sense, and I know it won't happen, but I NEED to have pointy objects pointed away from me. Otherwise, they could kill me.

Thus, all of my pencils, pens, scissors, etc. Are sitting faced down into a cup on my desk. That way, when they try to fly forward and kill me, they'll get stuck in the wood. :3

Wayfarer

Whenever I post on an internet forum, I get this weird thing where I go out and kidnap a small child and ritualistically sacrifice him/her on the roof of my house.

music_phantom13

Best quirk on here.

I have tons... I have to use two paper towels to dry my hands after I wash them, and if only hand towels are there I have to use two different ones or use one and go find a paper towel or another towel to use. When I eat, I can't eat all of one thing at a time. I have to eat at least one bite of everything on my plate before I move on to something else. Oh, and I just can't bring myself to light a cigarette with my right hand.

There's more but that probably makes me sound crazy enough.

Howard the Duck

I'm a bit like that too. Everytime I lose a case, I want to use a blood finger (flying guillotine) on the judge. It's a flying contraption which decapitates the victim (see the Shaw Brothers movies).

marina monteiro

wtfff hahahha lolll

The Batlord

Whenever I watch TV I get the urge to stare at a glass screen covered with thousands of points of different colored lights that form a picture.

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Howard the Duck

whenever I'm playing a video game, I'm trying to understand the programmer's motives to make me complete a certain task

Freebase Dali

- I can't stand the phrase "creature feature". It sounds utterly ridiculous to me.
- At all times, I am unperturbed by the aroma of my own farts. I don't care if it smells like hot garbage that has been left out in the sun for 3 days, or warm eggs that have been overcooked. They are mine, and I even enjoy what I have created. But I am beyond agitated and disgusted by the fart of another. It can smell identical to mine, but the fact that it came from someone else disgusts me, and I will gag and flee. If I suspect someone has farted in the same room as food that I have prepared, I am unable to eat the food. Their fart particles have tainted it.

simplephysics

This is the first time I've heard the term 'creature feature'... and yeah, it does sound weird.

I can't stand having my feet uncovered when I'm sleeping, but I guess that's pretty common. I always feel like someone's going to jerk me out of bed or something. I'm also weird about seeing other people touch their eyes, it freaks me out to no end. I think I'd rather have my big toe chopped off than get lasik eye surgery.

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Dirty

I spit on/lick my hands then rub my feet when im in bed cause my feet feel dry.

I am a pretty gross person.