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I clean too much and am somewhat of a control freak. Perhaps "somewhat" is kind of an underestimate. I once broke up with someone over washing dishes ... In that I wanted to wash his dishes - over and over again. There's a sexual innuendo in there somewhere.

And he didn't want you to? Did you manage to hook up with someone who also loved doing the dishes, and he just couldn't handle giving up the pleasure to you?

Wait...you didn't want to clean them while they weren't dirty did you?

Bahaha, if I met someone that cleaned as much as I do EXACTLY like I do, I'd probably not get along with them. C'mon, haven't you read my posts? One of me is enough. I am guilty of washing clean dishes ... And letting people wash dishes if they insist and I will re-wash them behind their backs. Yeah, I know. I'm really helping the environment.

Hahaha that is hilarious.

Although, I'd feel confident eating off of your plates. Every time I go to a friend's house to eat, I get nervous about the dishware.

Speaking of sexual innuendo...does "I would eat off your plates" sound weird to anyone else?

You broke up with someone because you wanted to wash his dishes? I don't see the problem here, from his point of view. Did he argue?

Yes, he did. I did it all the time is why. He lives with 3 other guys and their home looks like ... Well, four bachelors live there. It got to the point where I wasn't hanging out. I was just cleaning when I came over. It was usually after a long day of work or school, too, so I would be exhausted afterwards and fall asleep. Maybe I should have just let him have sex with me while I washed dishes to avoid further drama. I'm sure we could have factored the vacuum cleaner into our sex life, too.

lmao probably make mess more than you'd clean to be honest

I won't lie. I've thought about cleaning during sex.

rofl what?

I guess you'd be perfect for a maid fantasy then just need to get you into one of those outfits.