Howard the Duck

i have a coins purse as well

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Malaise is THE dominant human predilection.

ribbons

I think cashiering is one of the most difficult jobs - dealing with the public (and often rude people), handling money, and on your feet all day. Not to mention the low pay, too low for what is required of you.

Please don't tell me that. I'll have coins purse nightmares now.

Cuthbert

- I always wipe cutlery on the back of my hand after inspecting it when taking it out of the draw. Stems from an irrational fear of finding hair in my food/on my cutlery

- I often have walking races with strangers in the street. Sometimes I set the "finish" line too close and the challenger is quite a fast walker so I end up almost sprinting to protect my undefeated record

- I always have my phone on silent. Started doing it on the way home from college as I didn't want to draw attention to myself on the bus and it's carried on from there. I miss 99% of texts and calls because of this

- I sometimes cuddle my pillow to sleep and pretend it's a beautiful woman

- I sleep with a night light or lamp on as I am scared of the dark

- If I'm in a public building and in a corridor, I sometimes do a funny walk/dance/dry hump the air for a few seconds because nobody can see it. I don't know why I do it but I just do. I have never been caught

- I am petrified of having my ears 'folded' by other people. Like with their hands (think of bending your ear over so the top touches the ear lobe.)

- I absolutely love it when I get a spot; love it. I can't think of many things I enjoy more than popping a particularly large spot

- I love sneezing. Sometimes before bed I roll tissue up and insert it into my nose and rub the inside of my nasal canals until I sneeze. I do this repeatedly

- I never eat anybody else's cooking and haven't done for about 6-7 years now. This includes family members and restaurants. Finding a hair in my food can put me off eating for days

- Every time I use the bathroom, I open the window and have a little look outside for a couple of minutes. I saw a car crash once

- I always wear two pairs of socks with shoes, even in summer. Shoes are just uncomfortable with one pair of socks

wiggums

I have a strong compulsion to steal parking tickets off of cars before the owners find them.

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LuckyLovexoxoxxx

I always tend to check if i have my phone on me
i have to have the music on when people are over

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The Batlord

This reminds me that when I'm in a car, I imagine a line going from me to either side of the road. If the line is going to the left side of the road and a car comes up to the left, then I have to move the line to the right in order to keep it from being "broken". And it always has to be touching grass. If it hits a driveway it also gets "broken". I had to force myself to stop doing this when I started driving so that I didn't get into a wreck.
I do the same thing. Except I make funny faces in front of a door I'm about to open, and then when I open it I immediately stop.

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RoxyRollah

I thought I was alone.....about the alarm...

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RoxyRollah

I have a thing for quarters... I dunno, you can leave a hundred dollar bill sitting in the same room as me and I wouldn't touch it, it would be there when you got back, but.... the leave a sock full of quarters in my care and homie don't play that... they will be all gone ALL OF THEM!

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Stephen

I never use an alarm. It's rare that I oversleep and I figure if I do then I needed to.

The Batlord

Your friends need to find a bank with a better interest rate.

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