Confess Your Little Quirks

Plankton · 05-23-2013, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Does anybody else ever get in imaginary fights with people they know in their heads and then get legitimately pissed off at that person cause you think that's probably how they would have acted in real life?

You mean as in "Letting someone live rent-free inside your head"?

All the time. In fact, I'm doin it right now.

The Batlord · 05-23-2013, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

You mean as in "Letting someone live rent-free inside your head"?

All the time. In fact, I'm doin it right now.

Are yours as elaborate as imagining being your friend's roommate (we are not roommates) and then I bring home an abandoned kitten and then he gets mad cause he doesn't like animals (the impetus for this fantasy) and then we get in a huge fight where I tell him to go **** himself if he thinks I'm going to abandon a helpless little kitten?

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-23-2013, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Does anybody else ever get in imaginary fights with people they know in their heads and then get legitimately pissed off at that person cause you think that's probably how they would have acted in real life?

Yep, literally all the time.

Plankton · 05-23-2013, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Are yours as elaborate as imagining being your friend's roommate (we are not roommates) and then I bring home an abandoned kitten and then he gets mad cause he doesn't like animals (the impetus for this fantasy) and then we get in a huge fight where I tell him to go **** himself if he thinks I'm going to abandon a helpless little kitten?

You know, I was just running that scenario through, but instead of a kitten, it was a Unicorn, and instead of being my friends roommate I was Gloria Estefans love child.

The Batlord · 05-23-2013, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione

Yep, literally all the time.

High five for crazy people!

Paul Smeenus · 05-23-2013, 11:45 AM

Every animal (and by "animal" I'm excluding vermin such as cockroaches, sewer rats, et al) except a dog is "kitty" to me. I call dogs "pooch" or "buddy". An elephant, a wolverine, a ferret, a porcupine, "kitty".

A parrot, a hyena, a mastodon, an unladen swallow (african *or* european), a bullfrog, a mongoose, a yeti, an alpaca.....

RoxyRollah · 05-24-2013, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

Every animal (and by "animal" I'm excluding vermin such as cockroaches, sewer rats, et al) except a dog is "kitty" to me. I call dogs "pooch" or "buddy". An elephant, a wolverine, a ferret, a porcupine, "kitty".

A parrot, a hyena, a mastodon, an unladen swallow (african *or* european), a bullfrog, a mongoose, a yeti, an alpaca.....

Just how many yetis have you encountered? And what is the name for a group of yetis?

JakeATLBraves24 · 05-24-2013, 08:59 AM

When I'm lifting weights, the numbers on the weights have to be facing upward.

When I'm getting out of the shower, I count down from 10 or 20, hum the Final Jeopardy theme music in my mind, then get my towel.

zombie kid · 05-24-2013, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JakeATLBraves24

When I'm lifting weights, the numbers on the weights have to be facing upward.

I do that when I'm lifting too. I'm very particular about little things like that.

Paul Smeenus · 05-24-2013, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

...what is the name for a group of yetis?

Kitties. Duh.

05-23-2013, 11:45 AM	#856 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus David Hasselhoff Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Back in Portland, OR Posts: 3,680	Every animal (and by "animal" I'm excluding vermin such as cockroaches, sewer rats, et al) except a dog is "kitty" to me. I call dogs "pooch" or "buddy". An elephant, a wolverine, a ferret, a porcupine, "kitty". A parrot, a hyena, a mastodon, an unladen swallow (african or european), a bullfrog, a mongoose, a yeti, an alpaca.....

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JakeATLBraves24 Grouper Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: North Carolina Posts: 55	When I'm lifting weights, the numbers on the weights have to be facing upward. When I'm getting out of the shower, I count down from 10 or 20, hum the Final Jeopardy theme music in my mind, then get my towel.