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s_k 02-18-2011 03:40 PM
Mmm, dead or lifeless, that's the question.

The Fascinating Turnip 02-19-2011 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1006886)
Giggity giggity, you know I'm a horny freak when it comes to police.



If it was possible to digest or chew metal...



I am afraid he's going to come and try to split me open like I SPLIT OPEN HIS PRECIOUS TOMATOES....
Jesus Christ woman, does your cruelty never end? You stole the man's tomatoes and split them open? Bloody hell.

djchameleon 02-20-2011 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad (Post 1007368)
Jesus Christ woman, does your cruelty never end? You stole the man's tomatoes and split them open? Bloody hell.
exactly that's why I'm sentencing her. Well i'm just doing the processing in the station since i'm the cop. Someone else will have to be the DA/Judge.

Scarlett O'Hara 02-20-2011 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad (Post 1007368)
Jesus Christ woman, does your cruelty never end? You stole the man's tomatoes and split them open? Bloody hell.
Well he screamed at me for taking them but then said I could keep them! As far as I was concerned they were tainted with his hate. So I threw them back in his face (metaphorically).

I am guilty as charged, but not remorseful!

PurpleWolf 02-20-2011 07:31 AM
You guys crack me up!

and Vanilla, you're a bit sadistic, I better stay away from you or else you might crush my fragile bones :nono:




:laughing:

The Fascinating Turnip 02-20-2011 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1007989)
Well he screamed at me for taking them but then said I could keep them! As far as I was concerned they were tainted with his hate. So I threw them back in his face (metaphorically).

I am guilty as charged, but not remorseful!
Well, a man that doesn't want his tomatoes back is a man who doesn't deserve them.

djchameleon 02-21-2011 12:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Unchained Ballad (Post 1008102)
Well, a man that doesn't want his tomatoes back is a man who doesn't deserve them.
Confucius says?

Bloozcrooz 02-21-2011 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1008414)
Confucius says?
"Man that go to bed with itchy butt...wake up with dirty finger"

Howard the Duck 02-21-2011 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1008414)
Confucius says?
confucious confuses


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