Is Vegetable Really Murder?
 

They are alive after all. So is it murder to eat them?

:laughing:

Ah yes. People are murderers. We all are.
We should stop having kids alltogether and when the last one is about to die, he will turn off the light and in 10 million years we will start all over again.

Definitely murder.

oh dear

best thread 2k11

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/...02daf6.jpg?v=0
http://www.sailusfood.com/wp-content...egetables5.jpg
http://www.vegrecipesofindia.com/wp-...vegetables.jpg

^Disturbing. :(

Ah Conan, ban yourself for posting pictures with gore and decapitation, at least wrap spoiler tags around them.

Can we get this stickied?

This thread is awesome...my compliments to the chef!

I recently tried (don't ask me what possessed me to) raw asparagus

Holy Crap!, I love it....checked the web, the benefits are many.

I'm also heavily addicted to Artichokes....when they come to our grocery store, I clean out the lot.

Anyone else?

Please help support cruelty to vegetables. Salad is murder!

I grow veggies, just so I can murder their asses....I make the potatoes watch, as I cut the carrots into tiny pieces....

Then I put the potatoes on the grill, and listen to their skin sizzle...as I laugh my evil laugh.

Tomatoes, I just eat raw, in front of their brothers and sisters....and give them the evil eye, and say..."you're next"!

You sick, sick person...

http://www.monctongiftshop.com/image...seen-on-tv.jpg

Worst part is that there are several inventions that are used to torture the poor creatures, just look at that blade chamber that chops them up.

I was so horrified that I just pead my pants.

*badumsh*

Vegetable porn is more interesting

http://www.gamingmight.com/media/Veg...s%20--%206.JPG

Payback's a bitch.....

http://campademics.wdfiles.com/local...r_tomatoes.jpg

A tomato is a fruit not a vegetable :D

This is a sick thread :D

Today I butchered a nice meal of curry with broccolli and chickpeans with rice. It was a delicious murder.

This should be debated.

I see plants almost the same way as I see meat.
Plants are living, breathing, growing beings. They have blood, they eat and drink, breathe and grow off the sunlight.
Infact, we need plants more than we need animals. Plants breathe out oxygen, we breathe in oxygen and out carbon dioxide, plants then breathe in carbon dioxide.
Animals don't do that.
As for iron, there are vegetables that give us iron.
Vegetables High in Iron

Killing plants and animals is murder but also a necessary part of life.

no need to debate something that is fact.

The USA has already decided this debate.

Nix v. Hedden - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

:rofl: I had no idea that was court case.

It was a joke. My goodness people.

So are you saying fruit isn't murder?

You sadistic bastard.

The guilt MB has filled with me is unbearable.


My fasting starts now.

And to think, I robbed my flatmate of his tomatoes!! Today he yelled at me again for throwing tomatoes at his shed, I committed murder, I admit it now.

Throw me in jail and eat the key why don't you.

"Ma'am step over here please. We are going to have to take you down to the station to process you."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?"

*throws some handcuffs on Vanilla and puts her into the backseat of my crown victoria*

This thread is sick. Why post those pics anyway Conan you bastard.

Eating keys is...
Hey!
Might be a good idea :)

Is eating metal really murder?

I can see where this is going ;)

it's great fun to see the serial killers at work preparing a salad, in the vein as a movie about an actual serial killer

(sorry, just took my sleep meds and am typing farce)

No comment. :pimp:

If they can murder us, I say we can murder them.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_USC-UWiw_B...matoattack.jpg

I see nobody is worried about the plight of the poor fungi.

Heartless bastards

He must be right miffed.