Bloozcrooz

I know im double posting but this you have to see. I told a family member about this thread and the beer challenges earlier this evening. And what I had in mind for when im finally able to post a vid. While we were laughing at my idiot ideas he said he saw a video the other day and couldnt help but think how much it reminded him of me. So heres a little taste of the brilliant drunken mentality so few of us are blessed with. Whats funny is its not that far from the truth.

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s_k

It's just a ****ing scissorlift man .

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Bloozcrooz

Lmfao..whats funny I showed that video to some of my family and they laughed a sort of embarassing laugh...knowing all to well the strikingly simuliar drunken behavior.

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Janszoon

Perverse.

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djchameleon

most important statement in that video : "don't fuck up my beer man!"

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djchameleon

witness my fail

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Thrice

Indeed, four loko is fail.

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Bloozcrooz

Dirty's story of how id end up in prison reminded me of what I did last weekend. I figured this thread would be the right one for telling my drunken eventful night.

So I went out with my sister and her boyfriend to meet his family. Her boyfriend heard me play and sing and was impressed with me so I got an invite to play some guitars with his fam and drink some beer...sooo. I made it a point to not act in any crazy behavior while I was there. I know my sister was just waiting for me to do something retarded but I didnt. However when it was time to go..I wasnt really ready to go home so I just had them drop me off at the bar on their way home.

At this point I was probally every bit of 15 deep into some beer and feeling good. At the bar I ran into an old friend and we started doing shots of jager and drinking beer as well...Come closing time I volunteered to get the check only my funds on my card were well....not so good. So when I asked him if he could spot me till I got to the house...he said he was broke. Not thinking or using any kind of logic I took his word as gold imediatley dismissing any possibility that he was just messing with me. Cause he already paid it anyway but he kept up his act just to mess with me. So good in fact that I bolted out the door and ran down the street tripping and falling 10 or so feet down the side of a concrete drane and landing in about a foot of stale standing water. Completley soaked and drunk beyond belief and reaggravating my already jacked up shoulder...I still found it a lil funny. Except for messing up my shoes. Just one more drunken night of me pretty much kicking my own @ss

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djchameleon

a drunk silent movie with a hottie

who could ask for more?

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.