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Old 03-05-2011, 07:54 PM   #31 (permalink)
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*Looks at girl*

You'll do.
Funny you should say that, as that's basically what people desperate enough to haul themselves out on a Friday night under the pretence of being on the pull do anyway.
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Old 03-05-2011, 09:41 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Call me Mr. Flinstone, because I'll make your bedrock.
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Old 03-06-2011, 12:00 AM   #33 (permalink)
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My name is not Luna but I know how to love good. LOL
Hmm HP pick up lines...

Super-nerd edition:

If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

How would you like to take a ride on my platform 9 and 3/4?

Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro. You're growing me a bone.
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Old 03-06-2011, 09:43 AM   #34 (permalink)
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I won't return the child until I get what I want.
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Terence Hill, as recently confirmed during an interview to an Italian TV talk-show, was offered the role but rejected it because he considered it "too violent". Dustin Hoffman and John Travolta declined the role for the same reason. When Al Pacino was considered for the role of John Rambo, he turned it down when his request that Rambo be more of a madman was rejected.
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Old 03-06-2011, 11:31 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2017, 05:14 PM   #36 (permalink)
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hey i forgot my number at home, can i borrow yours?
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Old 05-01-2017, 05:21 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Please please please PLEASE! I'm begging you! Take pity on me!
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Old 05-01-2017, 05:23 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Heads or tails. Whichever it hits, I gets.
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Old 05-01-2017, 05:23 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Meh, beggars can't be choosers I guess....
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Old 05-01-2017, 05:24 PM   #40 (permalink)
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