I need help.

FETCHER. · 03-02-2011, 11:04 AM

I'm looking for ideas for something funny to give/make my friend for his 21st birthday party on Saturday. It can't be too crude as his family will be there and I don't want his 90+ gran to go into cardiac arrest. I know you internet people have something up your sleeves!

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 03-02-2011, 11:05 AM

Baked goods!

Thrice · 03-02-2011, 11:10 AM

A big ass bottle of his favorite booze. That was my favorite 21st B day present.

Burning Down · 03-02-2011, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Plum

Baked goods!

You seriously can't go wrong with baked stuff. I guess just be aware of allergies and whatnot.

A homemade birthday card is always nice too

**Janszoon** · 03-02-2011, 11:20 AM

Maybe it's just me but I've never found baked good particularly funny.

Unless you're talking about spacecakes, of course.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-02-2011, 11:23 AM

A singing gorilla-gram

FETCHER. · 03-02-2011, 11:30 AM

I'm loving the baked goods idea, but its not really the style of the present I'd like to "make" him. I'm going to buy a present and make a funny one. Like something that'll have us all in stitches, something along the lines of... like total ****ty photos of him drunk etc and put them all in an album. and add the bad ones of all our friends too

we'll get a laugh but he can keep it kinda thing?

~~James~~ · 03-02-2011, 03:19 PM

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/54...leshlight.html

Freebase Dali · 03-02-2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by James

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/54...leshlight.html

That might actually be a good idea. I don't think his granny will know what a fleshlight is.

**Janszoon** · 03-02-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

That might actually be a good idea. I don't think his granny will know what a fleshlight is.

And if she asks, just tell her it has to do with the internet and she won't ask any more questions.

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