Things you wish you had known
 

What are some things you wish you had known?
Weather it be when you were younger or last week it's whatever you want.

That, in general, people don't care about what you do. I was way too self-conscious growing up.

I wish I had realized how important it was to network when I was still in college.

There's a lot I've done wrong that I've learned about. I still wished I never did it wrong in the first place, though.

And I've trusted some people I probably shouldn't have. Know who your friends are.

Women who don't have any female friends are usually very insecure and most of the time, they're terrible. Avoid them.

Get over your childhood. It happened. Quit talking about it.

Don't be mean to people because they remind you of the bad aspects of yourself.

Being a whore isn't such a bad thing.

People will disappoint you. It doesn't mean they don't care about you. It just means that they're people. You disappoint people too and hard as you try to prevent it, you're going to let them down sometimes. That doesn't mean that you hate them or don't care about them so it doesn't mean that people feel that way about you when they disappoint you.

You're blonde at heart. Stop dying your hair shitty colors.

Feeling like everybody hates you and nobody understands you is really normal. You're really normal. Stop being so tense.

Stand up straight. You look angsty and unpleasant.

You're not the hero. You're the comic relief.

Allright dear little Tumor, you may be telling quite some crap there, according to me, or I still need to learn a lot. But you have at least one brilliant remark.
This is very, very wise.

What do you consider crap?

Well, crap. Let's put it differently:
I wouldn't particularly advise people to listen to these:

I was talking to myself and if I had known this shit years ago then modern life would be just A+++++++++, but thanks for acknowledging me I guess.
Cheers bro.