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djchameleon 04-02-2011 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1029350)
Google perfect vagina. Safe search off.
I'd like to point out that I don't EXPECT them to look like that.
That would be awful. But there's some of them that really don't look weird, they look perfect. I'd almost like to say 'tidy'.
You don't want to google the opposite by the way.


Probably. But I mean the shape of the pussy lips in general. Hair is a different matter.
I did that and we actually agree on something.

WOW

Janszoon 04-02-2011 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1029350)
Google perfect vagina. Safe search off.
I'd like to point out that I don't EXPECT them to look like that.
That would be awful. But there's some of them that really don't look weird, they look perfect. I'd almost like to say 'tidy'.
You don't want to google the opposite by the way.
Googled it. Still think they're weird looking. Still don't mind that they're weird looking.

s_k 04-02-2011 09:34 AM
I don't think I should post a pic here, should I? :).
Let's say: There's some vaginas that are really just one closed 'line' and even when you open their lips they still look tidy. Nothing sloppy. But these are rarities. I have only seen one in real life so far and I've heard about one, but I never saw that. That is, I did, but now 'opened'. This is getting weird.

djchameleon 04-02-2011 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1029385)
I don't think I should post a pic here, should I? :).
Let's say: There's some vaginas that are really just one closed 'line' and even when you open their lips they still look tidy. Nothing sloppy. But these are rarities. I have only seen one in real life so far and I've heard about one, but I never saw that. That is, I did, but now 'opened'. This is getting weird.
No, matter how you explain/describe it. I'm pretty sure he has made up his mind about this but I agree with you 100% it's basically a vertical set of lips similar to how their lips look on their face but obviously those lips are horizontal

s_k 04-02-2011 10:21 AM
Haha, oh I have a very strange taste for mouths though :D.
But that's something else.

djchameleon 04-02-2011 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by s_k (Post 1029409)
Haha, oh I have a very strange taste for mouths though :D.
But that's something else.
...

mouths? really?

that reminds of that one line "you sure do have a purdy mouth"

like wtf really? mouths?

idk man

different strokes for different folks

s_k 04-02-2011 11:59 AM
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No really, usually when a girl is called duckfaced, I think it's cute.
For instance... People sometimes ask why Tumor always keeps her mouth open on pics (what a strange thing to say...).
I always think it looks really nice. Not the fact that it's open, but the shape of her mouth. I like it :).

This is a picture I made of a friend of mine:
http://www.musicbanter.com/attachmen...1&d=1301767308
She has a really peculiar mouth. I think it's quite sexy, but it sure is different :)

Scarlett O'Hara 04-04-2011 01:50 AM
I've been accused of duck lips. Can't complain though, a lot of girls would love my succulent full lips. I'll never need fillers. Not that I would have got them anyway.

Edit: My lips of my mouth just in case I've left that wide open for a joke.

The Virgin 04-04-2011 02:18 AM
i don't understand this thread

djchameleon 04-04-2011 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1030216)
I've been accused of duck lips. Can't complain though, a lot of girls would love my succulent full lips. I'll never need fillers. Not that I would have got them anyway.

Edit: My lips of my mouth just in case I've left that wide open for a joke.
dang, you put the disclaimer I was so going there if you didn't :rofl:

Scarlett O'Hara 04-04-2011 03:45 AM
Actually it was directly to you, seeming I'm a sexual target for you at the moment. You're just too predictable.

djchameleon 04-04-2011 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1030259)
Actually it was directly to you, seeming I'm a sexual target for you at the moment. You're just too predictable.
sexual target? tsk tsk you are getting ahead of yourself.

I just like sexual innuendos and I go with it.

I'm pretty much almost like Todd from Scrubs but without the weird Bi-vibe that he has

s_k 04-04-2011 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1030216)
I've been accused of duck lips.
As far as I know your lips are not duck lips?
(I typed **** lips there, BY ACCIDENT!)

Janszoon 04-04-2011 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1030265)
I'm pretty much almost like Todd from Scrubs but without the weird Bi-vibe that he has
Which kind of bi-vibe do you have then?

djchameleon 04-04-2011 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1030315)
Which kind of bi-vibe do you have then?
I have the kind of bi-vibe that is non-existant

Scarlett O'Hara 04-04-2011 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1030265)
sexual target? tsk tsk you are getting ahead of yourself.

I just like sexual innuendos and I go with it.

I'm pretty much almost like Todd from Scrubs but without the weird Bi-vibe that he has
How original of you.

s_k: I think it's for when I pout though!

s_k 04-05-2011 08:24 AM
Had to google that.
Pout for us ;D

Howard the Duck 04-05-2011 08:32 AM
i want a designer dick

can i have it in cold metallic grey with ripples on the side, and concentric rings every 2 cm or so, like those H. R. Giger paintings

FRED HALE SR. 04-05-2011 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Plum (Post 1023203)
It's called kegels you lazy bitch

edit: This just looks way ****ed up to me, I wouldn't ever risk something bad happening to Liberace because I'm being a vain ****. But then again, I don't have beef curtains, and even so, I'd rather have beef curtains than no feeling in my clit
Somehow this came off sounding delicious.

crash_override 04-06-2011 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1031099)
i want a designer dick

can i have it in cold metallic grey with ripples on the side, and concentric rings every 2 cm or so, like those H. R. Giger paintings
So long as it feels good in your hand, that's all that matters.

Howard the Duck 04-06-2011 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by crash_override (Post 1031742)
So long as it feels good in your hand, that's all that matters.
I would specifically request that it feel like Steely Dan (vibrator from The Naked Lunch, not the two old farts)

jackhammer 04-08-2011 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1031099)
i want a designer dick

can i have it in cold metallic grey with ripples on the side, and concentric rings every 2 cm or so, like those H. R. Giger paintings
U have seen Tetsuo too many times my friend ;)

Howard the Duck 04-09-2011 03:33 AM
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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 1033501)
U have seen Tetsuo too many times my friend ;)
not much of a fan - the first one was good for its first 1/3rd. 2nd one was total crap.

pooka 04-09-2011 11:23 AM
all designer vag is based on mine.

Howard the Duck 04-09-2011 12:16 PM
^^ooooohhhhh! can i see it, then?


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