OH HAY! Would you be interested in somma dat DESIGNER VAGINER????
 

I do not know how I feel about it. One part of me says, "Girl power to you.", and the other says, "lmfao, bitch, I put my dick in it. It does not discriminate. As long as it is present for duty"

Ready? Nip! Tuck! Fuck!!!!

Please tell me how to feel about this.

It's called kegels you lazy bitch

edit: This just looks way ****ed up to me, I wouldn't ever risk something bad happening to Liberace because I'm being a vain ****. But then again, I don't have beef curtains, and even so, I'd rather have beef curtains than no feeling in my clit

That's...bizarre. I guess whatever makes them happy. At least it's not as asinine and unthinkable as vajazzling (which isn't permanent, but still. Weird.)

Well I should admit a vagina can be TOO ugly.
But these are rare cases :).
You may want to google that at your own risk.

what is this I want it

It's not very punk, believe me :D.

It's pretty much blinging your vagina with diamonds and such...
It's... well a waste really.

There should be pics I wanna see what it looks like.

It'd be sik if it was like a transformer, transforms into like a motorbike or a jet plane or something nneeeeooooow pkow pkow pkow bang

On a side note I'm not bitter or anything but imo she is well too good for him, she's hot. He's a goofy bastard, pairups like this boggle my mind

Once she has her shiny new muffler, she'll be giving it a spin around the block. What wife wants her vag to look good for her husband?!? That goes against everything I've learned about women when their comfort levels reach a certain point. If you're already settled down and pooing with the door open, you're not primping your lady parts.

Err... Exception, right here.
(I seem to be an exception to everyone :S)

You primp your lady parts?

I'm a bit hesitant on clicking that link...

I reckon she is very aware of the fact she's a lot hotter than him. And she's worried that if she loses her looks he'll leave her

or maybe she's got a very judgemental gynaecologist, who knows

Have you seen the guy?
I don't think he's quite in the position to up and abandon his family because his wife's vag looks sloppy.

She must have really low self-esteem. I think she should've spent the money on getting the husband some braces.

:laughing:

Haha, no my girl would allow me to see her pooping and farted in my presence, but still cared about the way her vagina looked :)

Unless his teeth got that way from some horrid event transpiring in her unspeakable nether-region during some sort of cataclysmic carpet munching, I would be inclined to agree. At least, then, when he fakes a smile because of the unbearable quality of their marriage and sex life being influenced by the sheer monstrosity that exists like a lurking beast between her legs, it won't be so off-putting.

I think they should put that money towards their kid's college education.

Or a nose job. I'm really torn between what's worse, the teeth or the nose.

Sings "I can't decide which is worse", Tom Petty style.

okay that lady is straight up retarded like seriously!

Why risk losing sensation to your clit just so that your beef curtains can look better?

Bitch are you doing porno and you need people to see your perfect looking pussy?

come the fuck on now.

Also, I object to making fun of the husband for his teeth.

Sure, he may need a nose job but leave his teeth alone.

I don't get the whole obsession with people wanting perfect looking teeth.

I have struggled with the little gap that I have between my teeth for years but I have come to embrace it in recent years. There is no way that I'm getting braces ever.

I like to think I have nice teeth. Of course, the front two are both partially fake, as they were chipped in 2 seperate incidents.

My vagina is quite happy being the sloppy Joe it is. So I have hair that can't be reached without a Brazilian, so I can nearly tie my lips into a bow, the main thing is that there are no cobwebs in the vaginal hole so a penis can go inside it. At the end of the day, if a guy is so focused on my vagina then he's probably got issues. Guess I'll never be a porn star. Sigh.

lol what? porn stars vaginas come in many shapes and sizes and levels of hairiness

if you wanted to be a porn star, I'm pretty sure you could.

As long as it's soft wet & warm, who cares.

quoted for truth

It's wet alright. I love talking about my vagina. It's so special to me. I'm actually the type of person that would talk about it to your face too.

I wouldn't expect any less of you

I would be shocked if you DIDN'T talk about it to my face and others.

Vagina monologues. :D
I'd probably end up seeing it.

I somehow have this strange thing that makes girls not to be ashamed around me. It's nice. It has become pretty common for me to drink tea with a girl who's in the bath tub haha. I just ask at some point 'want some tea?' and then 'are you decent?' and usually it goes 'nah, doesn't matter'. :D.

I love being totally comfortable with someone. I miss it.

I didn't mean girlfriends in this case. But obviously my girlfriends didn't mind me seeing them naked. That would be weird.

Or did you mean "regular" friends

Yeah I mean both. :)

Why haven't you got friends you can be comfortable with then?

I do, but they are different cities. :(

I have to restart my entire life up here because of the earthquake. If you want to know more PM me as I don't want to go off topic. :D

Back on the topic of vaginas: I don't really see how cosmetic surgery would make them pretty. They're weird looking, it's just a part of their nature. I still find them very appealing though regardless.

That's because they make your penis feel good. :D

I think you may be on to something. :laughing:

I don't want to make anyone insecure, but some of them can be really really beautiful.
But that's really an exception :)

You know me well, miss Vanilla :D

I think we have pretty different ideas of beauty.

I know exactly what you are talking about and I agree

but once again, your version of a beautiful vagina is most likely going to be totally different from what I think one looks like.

Google perfect vagina. Safe search off.
I'd like to point out that I don't EXPECT them to look like that.
That would be awful. But there's some of them that really don't look weird, they look perfect. I'd almost like to say 'tidy'.
You don't want to google the opposite by the way.

Probably. But I mean the shape of the pussy lips in general. Hair is a different matter.