Elph reminds me of an ex who used to make me sit and watch him play his ****ty songs about what a tortured intellectual soul he had on my acoustic for hours and then would leave the room or tune out and look at his phone whenever I played. Dude would neg me all the time and imply I was stupid for not indulging him on his theories about nuclear power and colonization of Mars. Mfers favorite band was coldplay.

and he was all up in your goodstuff - damn

i still say the pussy ain’t feel right unless you treat it right so he didn’t get your best

Maybe it's like dog meat. The more you torture it before you kill it the more tender.

Nope. The more you love a woman the more she can love you. It snowballs if the chemistry is right



Kate WOLF

Maybe you don't have a strong enough hand.

You’re a dynomite lover, son

@ the both of you

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Whatever, incel

Bro if you got laid you'd tell everyone so go jack off in your face.

Although I've thought about it Im hesitant to call Batty an incel since he doesnt openly hate women and blame them for his lack of sex.