Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027319)

because you're just too good to be true, beb

Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027679)

In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027873)

Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.

Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027679)

In prison S K you would be the next best thing. Id say two weeks before they had you using map colors for eye shadow and your hair in pig tails bud.

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027853)

I have a brain tumor. I don't find them that funny.

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027863)

I don't need sympathy, and I apologize for the "woe is me" demeanor. Just putting it out there so you can gauge my frame of mind I guess.

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027861)

I've got no job, I can't see my son because his mother took off with him to go stay with her family, and I have a pineal cell brain tumor that's giving me hellacious epileptic seizures and will most likely kill me. I'm just broken down right now.

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1027244)

me - I'd probably go in for contempt of court - that's the most likely scenario - fantasy scenarios - attempting to "groom" Dayvan Cowboy, trying to extract "juices" from Tumor who is unwilling, raping The Virgin, pumping s_k full with heroin during his sleep

djchameleon - provoked manslaughter of a white power supremacist

The Virgin - public gay sexual acts just so he can be the prison biatch

s_k - putting tulips into guns during a Veteran's Day parade

Vanilla - being mistaken for prowling for customers

Aurora - enjoying something as vile as haggis

holly984 - because she shouldn't and doesn't exist

crukster - showing his cock ring to every woman he meets or trying to see what's really under that burqa

VEGANGELICA - PETA nude demonstration without a licence

that's all I can think of - will come out with more later

Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1027664)

Lets see ill give this a shot

• Dj- secretly buys some panty hose to cover up his face and go's back to the liquor store where the **** blocking arrogant cashier works. Beats him in the head with a can of Four Loco until he dies then feels bad and pays for the beer and leaves.
• Dirty-Does his own manual version of photoshoping a billboard sign with a couple cans of paint. Only its broad daylight out and he's just downed an 18 pack of Lionshead and is oblivious to any passer by's on the highway. The portrait is one of the Refs that blew a call in one of Dirty's basketball games bending over and looking back at a 24 ft oscar mayer weiner coming out of his anus! Upon arrival in prison Dirty raps for commissary.
• Freebase- finally confronts his hatred for June Bugs and upon firing off shots with his 12 gauge at the bug light he finally puchased. He accidently kills Janszoon...a prison gaurd. Lands himself a life sentence and makes S K smuggle drugs into prison for him..pays him with a hug and becomes a Kingpin Drug Dealer in the big house.

Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1027873)

Thank you. If anyone could send some positive energy my way that would be much appreciated.

Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1028689)

s_k would get arrested for violating a restraining order that some female placed on him because he was getting too touchy.