If MusicBanter was a prison...
 

...who'd be in for what crime?

A fun little thread I tried on another forum and some of the answers were quite funny.

Mods are automatically prison guards (corrections officers). :D

I'd likely be in for civil disobedience.

Death Row for crimes against Humanity

Urban would be imprisoned in a sex for cigarettes scandal that went down during his tenure as a guard.

I dunno what Schranz Bass would be in for, but I'd possibly be receiving an extension to my sentence for shanking him with a razorblade/toothbrush knife.

Il Duce for Sexual Harassment.
Vanilla for triggering Sexual Harassment :D.

s_k for getting caught on To Catch A Predator

I have to google to see what "To Catch a Predator" is, so I don't think so :D.

Stuff it, I'd be in prison for breaking a restraining order given to me by Geddy Lee.:D

A very brief synopsis: It's a show where they use hidden cameras and chat rooms and such to get perverts to go to a girl's house (the girl is just an actress or whatever and the house is just a set up), where the cops are ready to pounce on them.

Let me google that for you

Back to the thread now, I have one question. What would Boo Boo be in for?

And they make a show about that?
Sick people.

Opening fire in a crowded mall?

?

Well, it's better then having that person back out on the streets sexually assaulting young girls.

The real life version of the super banning streak?

:laughing:

Yes. But they can do the exact same thing without making a show about it :)

Possibly be in for murdering the people from the Jersey Shore...

Having a name that sounds a little to foreign so a suspected terrorist.

Is that show at the stage yet where you could be arrested for having never seen it even once?

:rofl:

Vandalizing something during one of his temper tantrums, initially getting like a $40 fine for it, but ending up in jail because he got into an argument with the judge/probation officer about Sonic the Hedgehog.

I think he'd do alright in jail. If he grew his beard back, he could convince the other guys that he was a murderer no problem.

I don't download music, I'm a vinyl nut. :D

VEGANGELLICA: cannibalism

*shakes hands*

I do download music and if I like it I buy the vinyl :D.

:laughing:

Dirty: Exposing himself in public, sexual harassment.

Delays prison sentence through appeals, takes steroids and human growth hormone, lifts constantly, keeps razor blades in his anus, and goes to prison and makes everyone his personal slaves.

Its a shame being a chode isn't illegal...

Doesn't everybody?





Hello?

I think Boo Boo would be in for trying to shave models' hair off while they're walk down a run way.

LOL Strip search would make the razors more obvious, old timers are harder to make slaves so good luck lol

I'd definitely be in for indecent exposure or public intoxication. Probably both.

They'd lock up Right-Track and throw away the key because the Guys on a POWER TRIP !!

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RezZ and I would be in for smokin' dope... s_k would be the one to turn us in. :D

I have both, what were you after my friend?

Here's some....

Kayleigh - Joyriding
Freebase - Hacking the Pentagon
Tore - Creating a human centipede
Vanilla - Peanut smuggling
Vegangelica - Cockfighting, bear baiting, Hare coarsing.
S-K - Stalking his ex
Tumor - Serial killing
right-track - Football hooliganism in the Merseyside area

:laughing:

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/237/88648088.jpg

I want one. :(

Lets see how long that one lasts...

Jesus Christ

Forget one I want all of em.



lmao at the dog "I've never seen this many pussys in my life!!!""

truly, all dogs go to Heaven.

About 3 minutes.

s_k - Breaking into his ex's house with intent to murder her after she tells him she will never be with him. After breaking in and seeing her he hugs her til she passes out, then raids her underwear drawer and furiously sniffs every single pair before leaving. Neighbors see and call the police for breaking and entering. Goes to prison and befriends every single person, spends his years in the pen drawing and creating new smileys. Upon release, copyrights new and creative smileys and brands an emoticon business that sells creative smileys to music message boards. Prison changes him and he starts banging all of his ex's friends.

Dayvan Cowboy - House is raided after suspicion of being an impostor of a 14 year old. Police find large stash of cocaine and semi-automatics.

Tumor - Has mental breakdown after a photo shopped picture with her and a clip-art hot dog are posted on internet. Ends up in mental institution. Counselors wear name brand, trendy clothes which provokes her to strangle them. Prison for life.

boozinbloozin - Gets hammered. Crashes car into Terrell Owen's house. Laughs at cops while being cuffed. Sneaks flask into the police station. Drinks himself to death before sentencing.

Vegangelica - Attempts to free lobsters from local grocery store. Serves 30 days in county jail. Is molested by a large woman, exits jail a woman hater.