I only wish I could follow it.:banghead:

I pretended I was Dutch one. Didn't work.

Come stateside then try again it'll work like magic but also try other european accents as well

I was sick on a guys feet once.


I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.

Bar... stool...

I threw up on a stripper once, but it wasn't to show her my undying affections...

What are "100% jobbies"?

It's pretty much a synonym in scotland for fecal matter.

I never wanted to get off with him or anything. I was just sick on his feet and he had a fear of sick. Top!

Lucky really that he wasn't a looker.

Uhm my current boyfriend before we started dating , he was working at the grocery store down the street from my house. I use to go buy very pointless things just so I can talk to him

the concept of practically committing suicide.....so that the hot lifeguard can talk with you......and one of those amazing lost 60s gems

I think I'm going to start deliberately breaking my car so that the hot mechanic who fixed my car today fixes her everytime. :laughing:

lol do it, (mechanics are usually very sexy:)) then he will start to realize that you have a thing for him

Fancy loaning me about a grand?

or you can start a emergency oh **** I need money jar

It doesn't get sexier than this:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rOHJVB4Y6U...600/u-turn.jpg

Yum.

http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...h-62523343.jpg

Or this:

It appears that sex offender James E. Gunterman Jr. aka “Big Jim” Gunterman travels the Quad State area of KY, TN, Ind and Ohio working as a car/truck mechanic, doing body work and painting cars/trucks

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RNta5hBqMt...40/jimmy+3.jpg

OR EVEN THIS:

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/ima...with_tools.jpg

Girls with tools:

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...1&d=1210125316

look at the guy in the back on the far left. Jesus Christ.

Is that Love Ox on the right?

the main reason for picking up the guitar when i was young was that i thought i could serenade girls into being in love with me

i have found far more utilitarian purposes for the guitar since then.....

I like how the first part of your post made me sad, but then the last half made me happy again. :love:

In the supermarket, an attractive came down the aisle, and I cowered behind the condiments.

First post.

Did pretty good in my teens. One chick asked me to dance with her at a school dance once. I did lose my virginity at 19 so I know I am somewhat attractive...

However in my 20s I became absolutely petrified of rejection, so instead of asking out women who were actually available I would instead ask out women that already had boy-friends so I could then rationalize 'Hey she wasn't rejecting me, she already has a boy-friend'.

For instance when I was working at some fast-food joint just out of school I bought flowers for one of the pretty brunette cashier girls even though she already had a boy-friend.

Another time I bought tickets to a concert for me and another cute dish-water blonde chick I had a real big crush on, even though she already had a boy-friend.

:crazy:

i dunno, it works the other way for me

i would hit on attractive women who would often tell me they had boyfriends, when i thought they were single

i had a huge ego

That's exactly how I feel after the last few years.


Bought jewelry for a girl I hardly knew who already said a week previously that I wasn't her type and laughed at the idea of dating me.

Then never spoke to her again! Literally ignored her! My master plan to get her to fall in love with me! :whythis: Waited for her christmas eve after college just to see her at the bus stop. She didn't show up.

It was cool though cos instead I bought a 6 pack of beers and split it with these 2 dudes who were off their head on pills. And they were shocked at me sitting there drinking beer 100 metres away from my college while one of them was taking a slash up the bus stop and the other one was dancing like a chimp or something. Hilarious.

naa in california they are smokin hot

http://badboysofracing.com/wp-conten...y-Pletcher.jpg
especially the ones that work on dirtbikes ;)

In grade 7 I once mimicked everything a girl did for half an entire year during art class. I can't even understand why I did it looking back hahaha

i remember being in kindergarten at 6 or so

and i had the hots for this girl so i wrote notes like "Kiss Me" and "Love You" in the pockets of my uniform, intending to show them to her, if opportunity arises

however, my mother discovered them and gave me a proper earful then inquired what they're for - i never proferred a satisfactory explanation

I ran around with a box over my entire body yelling at girls. I thought possibly being autistic was funny. *shrugs*

Don't ever remember anything stupid but I am sure I have done plenty of them myself. Mostly I just try and be myself, things work out better that way always in most aspects of life.

I once pretended to be a fan of Michael Bay films and had a long-winded conversation about celebrity relationships

Sorry, but that really is a stupid thing to have done! :D

Well... At least you didn't say you like Uwe Boll flicks.

i once wore bellbottoms and big lapel shirts in the 80s cos i thought girls would dig the retro look

i only got a lot of strange stares

I told a young (rather good-looking) Mexican I was Atheist by mistake :laughing: his face dropped.

Oh no! Just wondering, are you actually atheist?

Well I think so, I don't really know what I am. I don't believe in god and such so I just take it to be I'm atheist.

Ok, just like me then :D

That's a bit of a relief, I just thought I was a weirdo who never knew what to believe in haha.