Cool. Let's do Hercules next!

Jeff Davis

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pu...Jeff_Davis.jpg

B. Fleischmann

http://www.suru.lt/srwrd/wp-content/...leischmann.jpg

Tommy Four Seven

http://www.clashmusic.com/files/imag...even-pic_0.jpg

http://www.tucultura.com.ar/uploads/...700_Martin.jpg
Martin Piroyanksy

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/...eff+Mangum.jpg
Jeff Mangum

And the aforementioned Franco:
http://topnews.in/files/James-Franco.jpg

Hell yea. It has less to do with the facial features, and more to do with the superpowers.

JC has got nothing on this guy:-

http://blog.costumecraze.com/wp-cont...3/superman.jpg

do i have to find myself some 'gaycrushers' first?

Asked my hetero guy friend specifically about his man crushes, and they were:

Bryan Danielson / Daniel Bryan (Wrestler)
Young Billy Joel
Conor Oberst
Crispin Glover
Chris Jericho

Let's see...

Jesus: Can multiply groceries like 10-fold.
Superman: Can't multiply groceries, any fold.

Jesus: Can turn water into wine.
Superman: Can't even turn piss into Coors Light. (He wouldn't even have to try very hard)

Jesus: Can walk on water
Superman: I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that he can walk on water, although he could probably fly over it, vertically, but that's totally not the same.

Jesus: Is more famous than Superman.
Superman: Is not as famous as Jesus.

(Ok... that last part might be debatable.)

Superman : Has telescopic vision
Jesus : Is probably near-sighted

Superman : Can lift objects 1,000,000 times his weight
Jesus : Has to rely on his Father to remove the stone from his tomb

Superman : Runs about 1,000 times faster than a normal man
Jesus : Same speed as you and me

Superman : Has died and returned and is still here
Jesus : Has died and returned and left

Superman : Had legitimately married parents (but rites on an alien planet)
Jesus : Bastard son of God

I wish he was my grandpa.

Gene Hackman

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images...ene.071108.jpg