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chipper 04-25-2011 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1040845)
Superman : Has died and returned and is still here
Jesus : Has died and returned and left

gotta give it to this one... :beer:

chipper 04-25-2011 05:56 AM

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Vassilis Paleokostas
Vassilis Paleokostas is the most wanted man in Greece. Total badass.

Vassilis likes kdinapping super-rich bastards, hold him for a ridiculous ransom. Then he splits the money between his men, himself and to impoverished farmers of his hometown. Robin Hood in the flesh. He also made a vow never to harm a member of the public in his criminal escapades. Scout’s honor.

In 1995, Paleokostas was caught and convicted of kidnapping, robbery, and weapons and was jailed in a penitentiary known as Korydallos Prison. Korydallos Prison is known to be the most brutal prisons in Greece. In June 2006, Paleokostas’ older brother landed a helicopter right in the middle of the prison in broad daylight. The armed guards assumed it was a legal landing. Vassilis casually walked up to the helicopter and lifted off. Paleokostas escaped.

He lived in the mountains outside Athens and even continued kidnapping other bastards.

In August 2008, Paleokostas was re-captured and was sent back to Korydallos Prison.

‘No problem’ Vassilis said. In February 2009, another helicopter hovered above the same yard, lowered a long rope ladder, and Vassilis Paleokostas escaped again while a woman fires with an AK-47 assault rifle at the police shooting at the helicopter.
Did I say he is a badass?

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Jon Stewart
When Jon Stewart appeared on Crossfire on October 15, 2004, he pleaded with the show’s hosts to “stop hurting America,” and referred to both Carlson and co-host Paul Begala as “partisan hacks.” This spread on the internet almost as fast as Charlie Bit My Finger.

The two hosts tried to respond by criticizing Stewart’s interview with John Kerry saying he didn’t ask any hardball questions when Kerry was on his show. Stewart reminded them that his show is on Comedy Central and his lead-in show are puppets who make crank calls. If they are looking at his show for news, then that is probably the reason their show is so ****ed up.

Other quotes from the show: (When Carlson continued to press Stewart on the Kerry issue)You’re on CNN! The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls! What is wrong with you?

Carlson: Come on. Be funny.
Stewart: No, I’m not going to be your monkey.

Carlson: I do think you’re more fun on your show.
Stewart: You’re as big a **** on your show as you are on any show.

In January 2005, CNN announced that it was canceling Crossfire. The reason? They have this to say
Jonathan Klein: (CNN/US’ incoming President) I think he (Stewart) made a good point about the noise level of these types of shows, which does nothing to illuminate the issues of the day.

Stewart quipped on The Daily Show that “I fought the law, and the law lost!”

I just lifted the text from dailytop10.net . But those two... kick ass

FaSho 04-25-2011 06:02 AM

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:clap::clap::clap:

Janszoon 04-25-2011 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1040835)
Let's see...

Jesus: Can multiply groceries like 10-fold.
Superman: Can't multiply groceries, any fold.

Jesus: Can turn water into wine.
Superman: Can't even turn piss into Coors Light. (He wouldn't even have to try very hard)

Jesus: Can walk on water
Superman: I haven't seen any evidence to suggest that he can walk on water, although he could probably fly over it, vertically, but that's totally not the same.

Jesus: Is more famous than Superman.
Superman: Is not as famous as Jesus.

(Ok... that last part might be debatable.)

Superman: Has x-ray vision.
Jesus: No x-ray vision.

Superman: Has heat vision.
Jesus: No heat vision.

Superman: Impervious to nails.
Jesus: Nailed to a cross.

Superman: Moonlights as a highly skilled journalist.
Jesus: Couldn't even be bothered to write his own memoir.

Howard the Duck 04-25-2011 07:46 AM

^^ ha ha ha

back on-topic, other than the usual suspects, I'm in love with this man:-

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Show Lou Tze Xiang - Mando-Pop idol


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