Lawyer joke (expensive)

Rockafella Skank · 02-10-2004, 06:20 PM

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well
dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"Can I help you?" she asked.

"I want to see Natalie" the man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else." said the madam.

"No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie
appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit.
Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and

gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man
appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that none
had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were

no discounts. The price was still $1,000.

Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was
there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third
consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used

me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.

"South Carolina" he answered.

"Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina."

"I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's
attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is:

Some things in life are certain:
1. Taxes
2. Death
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

2tonelol · 02-11-2004, 08:03 AM

LMAO!!!! Cool joke!

MobilizeTerror · 02-11-2004, 05:34 PM

hahaha that was pretty good

02-10-2004, 06:20 PM	#1 (permalink)
Rockafella Skank Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 609	Lawyer joke The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well dressed good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s. "Can I help you?" she asked. "I want to see Natalie" the man replied. "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam. "No. I must see Natalie" was the man's reply. Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left. The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that none had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left. The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked. "South Carolina" he answered. "Really" she said. "I have family in South Carolina." "I know," the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance." The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain: 1. Taxes 2. Death 3. Being screwed by a lawyer

02-11-2004, 08:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
2tonelol looking long'n'hard Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hampton London Posts: 161	LMAO!!!! Cool joke! __________________ Jesus is coming!!!! Look Busy!!!! http://liquidator.mysite.freeserve.com/

02-11-2004, 05:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
MobilizeTerror Punk Rocker Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 317	hahaha that was pretty good __________________ Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world. Here's a thought; let's stop labeling music and fighting over what genre a certain band is, and start listening to whatever pleases our ears no matter what anyone thinks of it! ;)