Masturbation Appreciation Thread
 

All masturbation talk goes here.

How often do you touch yourself? Do you blow mad loads, or it wackin it a seldom had pleasure? Do you use porn or your imagination? Favorite porn sites? Ever been caught?

DISCUSS

Carradine is my holy monk. His discipline has always been an inspiration to me. He truly made masturbation a martial art, and I'm continuing that tradition.

As for everyone else: :wave: our church is accepting new members by the day.

Ultimate masturbation song.

Can it prude.

My boyfriend bought me a vibrator for my bday
I named it Amadeus
it borked :( :( :(

we need to discuss why do some females feel like masturbating to porn constitutes cheating?

Because they're insecure?

Does anyone here ever use their left hand? Personally I don't my right is just too trained to ignore.

depends on if you are left handed or right handed.

I personally use my left so that I can keep my right hand on the mouse lol

Hey Mods, could we possibly sticky this thread?




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Get it?

Well, one hand props the device, the other operates. It's like a piano. You use your weak hand to establish the basic rhythms, and your strong hand does the more intricate work...

Then again, it's also left handed people. I mean, like Hendrix did with guitar, you can flip your knob the other way, and play it just as well.

For women... I don't know. I assume the left hand does nipple work while the right takes a dive. Ladies?

Why the **** would anybody want to talk about this?

says the person with a dildo in their avy!

It'll look good on my Mod resume.

Yeah it's a good time.

When I was a desperate teen, I would put some flexible plastic between the mattresses on my bed, lube it up, and f*ck the sh*t out of it.


/my contribution

were you ever caught?

Luckily no.

I've been caught by my mother....with porn on the TV and my junk in my hand.

thats why i'd always make sure to be wearing like basketball shorts or something lol

you had the quick conceal, especially with my caffeine induced reflexes

But you forget, DJ is black. He couldn't hide an erection if he wanted to. It would look like he had a 3rd leg.

I learned this trick to hiding it.

All I have to do is wearing elastic type pants and flip it up with my shirt covering it and it hides it pretty well....

No! But very close.

Does anyone have any funny stories about getting boners in public?

That reminds me of a shirt I would totally buy:

http://www.eighthsin.co.uk/wp-conten...penisshirt.jpg

I had one in class in Intermediate school. I was so annoyed by boners in my puberty years. You could be thinking about anything and BONER. All the time. Wouldn't even matter.

but the shirt is doing it wrong....it's not concealing it very well

I pop a boner like every gym class in the changeroom. ****ing awful...

That's for the wearer to not realize, and for the rest of society to be appalled at.

Maybe you're a homosexual.

Ding ding ****in ding

If I have to jerk it, I usually watch some good quality porno. I like chubby girls (not BBW, but smaller). And MILF's seducing young studs is always nice. My favorite porn stars are Sierra Skye (although she doesn't do creampies) and Lisa Sparxxx.




Edit: Where the f*ck is MJ when you need him?! That dude loves porn more than he loves his own mother.