Beach weirdos
 

Any beachgoers out there? What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at the beach? Especially those near Venice or the Jersey shore.

Didn't see this in real life, but on animal planet. Why the hell do they let these things out in public?
http://indyposted.com/wp-content/upl...nk-525x393.jpg

I've only been to a real beach once or twice in my life, and yeah there were some weird people there. But I was just like 11 or 12 so wasn't really paying attention. I was concentrating on having fun.

No matter the beach, you can pretty much always count on the older gentleman in a speedo thing.

Do you think those old speedo men have some sort of forum for their shenanigans? I like to think they are doing it for jokes, rather than actually wanting to wear saggy speedos.

If your paunch covers your junk, you have a problem.

^ That looks incredibly unhealthy.

I have to admit I get envious when I see this:


I think because I'm white and not as skinny as I used to be. Sad times.

Well that's not weird at all...that's just delightful!
...and I'm pretty sure no guy would complain about seeing you in a bikini. ; )

The famous Venice Beach Guitar Guy. Doesn't go around there anymore, but he was there in 2004 when I went there. But when I lived there the last 2 years I didn't see him the handfull of times I went down there. Regardless, it's a sight to see.

http://www.google.com/url?source=img...c_mvh2QIjk4gYA

I saw him when I was in Venice Beach, 2002 I think.

Lol, he was on that movie Pitch, with Kenny and Spenny.

It's easier to get too brown than to get too white.
And then... It really wouldn't hurt her to be a bit less skinny.
I'm sure you look just fine in a bikini :).
I've only seen little bits of your skin througout the pics you posted but when I add them up, I think there't nothing wrong with your body at all :)

In the Philippines, you can't get any weirder than this:

http://travelony.files.wordpress.com...ngcoconuts.jpg

I caught a couple having a three-way with another person that was quite awkward. I just kept walking by and didn't even acknowledge them. None of my business.

And guitar guy is still at Venice i saw him a month ago.

hmgngn this reminds me of many summers in Izmir in Turkey. I'd spend my time sitting sulkily on the beach with an inoperable boner.

wish i was there

lol derp well I was wishing their bikini tops would fall off, wishes rarely come true :yeah:

wish there were guys

Tequila man tequila.

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sourc...dECSzg&cad=rja

I still see the guitar guy in venice, so he hasn't left. Maybe he's not there as much as he used to.
I typically see this guy skating around, and talking to random people.

I saw this dude when I went to Venice Beach:

Haha, have them riding on a longboard.

I have yet to see something as weird as that. I guess I'm not looking hard enough.

I've been mistaken for an albino, far too many times for my liking.

I've been stung by a stingray once. It really sucked.

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Lmao...is that Sk?

LOL, does kinda look like him.

Nothing says gangster like guns and Rock Band controllers.

What possible reason is there for that photo? How does life lead you down a path that ends in you wearing nothing but speedos, posing with guns and video game controllers, while someone else takes a photo of it. At some point you would think he'd have stopped and evaluated his life so as not to end up in situations like that.

You seem genuinley concerned about this guys welfare man lol

In Romania, on the Black Sea, at a nude beach... there were only old ladies. :(

It seems that guy who skates around Venice is more of a celebrity than I thought:

yuck. body hair, i swear, is the most disgusting thing on earth.
this is the kind of scenery that literally takes off my libido. gross.

Beach "human fauna"? Well, personally, I've only seen the common species. As everybody else, I guess. Nothing special. Anyway, some time ago I saw these funny vids from the Canary Islands:

Wow, that guy will definitely fit in with the others in Venice.

This guy seems like a not so distant relative to the previous gun toting speedo guy. Is it the same guy?

http://dumbtweets.com/wp-content/upl...cture-6-10.jpg

I found this pic on another forum. It looks like that dude who skates around Venice.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30...eDudeMeme1.jpg

i bet he's cute