The Pointless Anecdote Thread
 

This thread is a lot like the "Your Day" thread only you don't have to worry about content here, just say whatever shit you want to get out so you don't bore people IRL with it. If you're like me, nothing brings you joy like sharing every inane detail of your life. Why let everyone think you're boring when you can limit it to just the internet?

Hooraaaaay, I'll start! I want a pool. I have one friend with a pool so I figured I was chill to just bum off of her pool all summer but she has a new boyfriend or something so she's been distant. And I want a pool. So I'm probably going to walk to Dollar General and buy an $8 kiddie pool. Klassy.

I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last minute rush for the last remaining seat with a tall, good loooking man with collar length hair; it was the 70's (Buckaroo). When I sat down on the chair I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves, he was at the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said "You jammy bastard", and quick as a flash I replied "Dont be blue, Peter".

Needless to say, I had the last laugh now fúck off (not you Tumor)

EvilChuck, your cool anecdote precedes you.
I know a woman who gave her life to Christ in a tanning bed.

I get an insane amount of joy from mowing lawns. I started doing it as a way to earn a little extra money before I start my job, but now I know I'm gonna miss it as soon as work starts. I honestly think I could do it as a living. This is the perfect job for me. You can listen to music while you do it, you get to be out in the sun, and it's just pure bliss.

Street hustler comes up to me one day
And I'm walkin' down the street, mindin' my own business
Now he looks me up and he looks me down and says
"Hey man, what be this" and "What be that"
and "Why you gotta look like that?"
Well I just looked at him, I kinda laughed, I said
Hey man, I am cool, I am the Breeze