The Pointless Anecdote Thread

Queen Boo · 06-15-2011, 05:58 PM

This thread is a lot like the "Your Day" thread only you don't have to worry about content here, just say whatever shit you want to get out so you don't bore people IRL with it. If you're like me, nothing brings you joy like sharing every inane detail of your life. Why let everyone think you're boring when you can limit it to just the internet?

Hooraaaaay, I'll start! I want a pool. I have one friend with a pool so I figured I was chill to just bum off of her pool all summer but she has a new boyfriend or something so she's been distant. And I want a pool. So I'm probably going to walk to Dollar General and buy an $8 kiddie pool. Klassy.

EvilChuck · 06-15-2011, 06:11 PM

I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last minute rush for the last remaining seat with a tall, good loooking man with collar length hair; it was the 70's (Buckaroo). When I sat down on the chair I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves, he was at the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said "You jammy bastard", and quick as a flash I replied "Dont be blue, Peter".

Needless to say, I had the last laugh now fúck off (not you Tumor)

Queen Boo · 06-15-2011, 06:29 PM

EvilChuck, your cool anecdote precedes you.
I know a woman who gave her life to Christ in a tanning bed.

DoctorSoft · 06-15-2011, 07:35 PM

I get an insane amount of joy from mowing lawns. I started doing it as a way to earn a little extra money before I start my job, but now I know I'm gonna miss it as soon as work starts. I honestly think I could do it as a living. This is the perfect job for me. You can listen to music while you do it, you get to be out in the sun, and it's just pure bliss.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 06-15-2011, 07:44 PM

Street hustler comes up to me one day
And I'm walkin' down the street, mindin' my own business
Now he looks me up and he looks me down and says
"Hey man, what be this" and "What be that"
and "Why you gotta look like that?"
Well I just looked at him, I kinda laughed, I said
Hey man, I am cool, I am the Breeze

06-15-2011, 06:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
EvilChuck #based Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: (Near) London, England Posts: 443	I'll tell you an anecdote. In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last minute rush for the last remaining seat with a tall, good loooking man with collar length hair; it was the 70's (Buckaroo). When I sat down on the chair I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves, he was at the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said "You jammy bastard", and quick as a flash I replied "Dont be blue, Peter". Needless to say, I had the last laugh now fúck off (not you Tumor) __________________ Last.FM

06-15-2011, 07:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Street hustler comes up to me one day And I'm walkin' down the street, mindin' my own business Now he looks me up and he looks me down and says "Hey man, what be this" and "What be that" and "Why you gotta look like that?" Well I just looked at him, I kinda laughed, I said Hey man, I am cool, I am the Breeze __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

06-15-2011, 07:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	I get an insane amount of joy from mowing lawns. I started doing it as a way to earn a little extra money before I start my job, but now I know I'm gonna miss it as soon as work starts. I honestly think I could do it as a living. This is the perfect job for me. You can listen to music while you do it, you get to be out in the sun, and it's just pure bliss.