The Batlord

Too young?

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captaincaptain

That sucker had to weigh, like 7 lbs.

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LAST.FM

RYM

Trauma

Thought the lead singer of Sublime was Latino, thought that one Backstreet Boys song said "With a whiff of you" instead of "With or without you." Thought that Godzilla was a great movie. Thought that the United States was cool. Thought that a 1997 Ford Escort was the nicest car I'd ever seen in my entire life.

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A mi no me importa nada
Para mi la vida es un sueño

Zyrada

I used to think that the sky was red at sunset because the sun was moving through the atmosphere and burning oxygen particles.

Also, thanks to a mishap where my mom left the TV on one night a little longer than she should have, I thought women were impregnated anally until I was about 10.

Dirty

You were a deep thinker as a kid. I played with GI Joes and played kickball and you were thinking about burning oxygen particles.

Your mom rules.

Zyrada

The way I like to see it, that one's come (huuhuhu) around full circle, just exclusively with dudes.

Howard the Duck

i thought i would grow up with webbed hands and feet like The Man from Atlantis

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Malaise is THE dominant human predilection.

[MERIT]

I thought that watching the Power Rangers automatically made me a ninja afterwards.

The Batlord

I think we all did. And I don't think any of us have ever really stopped believing it either.

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[MERIT]

Of course. Just like when I watch Food Network and feel like cooking a Thanksgiving dinner in the middle of the night, or watch Man vs. Wild and think I could survive in the woods with just a pocket knife and a rubber band.