Stupid Things You Thought When You Were A Kid

CanwllCorfe · 07-04-2011, 10:18 AM

I thought everything had feelings, including inanimate objects.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-04-2011, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CanwllCorfe

I thought everything had feelings, including inanimate objects.

There are some adults who feel the same way.

Chrysalis · 07-04-2011, 05:52 PM

-I thought that if I put some toys in a box and place a blanket in front of said box, they would come to life (and become life-size) overnight.

-I thought that my TV would come on in the middle of the night for the sole purpose of freaking me out.

-I thought that if I covered my head before I went to sleep to get comfortable, I would be subjected by many terrors (a.k.a. the stupid things that I freaked out over as a kid) in my dreams.

-I joined a baseball team, and during my second game, I was certain that Pokemon would come out and catch the ball for me.

We lost with a score of 21-2, but if I recall correctly, the whole team sucked. :/

djchameleon · 07-04-2011, 06:03 PM

-I thought that if you said Bloody Mary three times in the mirror while flicking the lights on and off in the bathroom that she would appear and you would die of a heart attack

- I thought Halloween was the scariest movie ever and I couldn't make it past the first 20 mins of the movie.

- I thought that if I ate spinach that I would grow muscles like Popeye, curse your trickery mother.

- I thought Ouija boards were real and they still creep me out a bit to this day even though I don't believe they are real.

Electrophonic Tonic · 07-04-2011, 06:12 PM

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I remember Dane Cook making some asinine joke about some atheist because when he died, he believed he would nourish the ground and turn into a tree. God, I hate Christians that believe only they are right, especially loud ones that make shitty jokes.

Dane Cook is about as funny as a orphanage fire

Driztdor · 07-05-2011, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

-I thought that if you said Bloody Mary three times in the mirror while flicking the lights on and off in the bathroom that she would appear and you would die of a heart attack.

I thought same. When i was about 6-years old i tried to say ''Bloody Mary'' three times on a dark bathroom in front of mirror... i dared to say it only two times

. So i failed the bet and i had to give three Pokémon cards of his choice to my friend

.

One strange thing is that i haven't ever really believed in Santa or God. My religion teacher hated me, becuz i had said that God doesn't exist

. My parents aren't quite religious so maybe that and BBCs Dinosaur and other documents explains why i didn't&don't believe in God. But Santa... my parents told me that he is real, but somehow i didn't believe that..

djchameleon · 07-05-2011, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Driztdor

One strange thing is that i haven't ever really believed in Santa or God. My religion teacher hated me, becuz i had said that God doesn't exist

. My parents aren't quite religious so maybe that and BBCs Dinosaur and other documents explains why i didn't&don't believe in God. But Santa... my parents told me that he is real, but somehow i didn't believe that..

I couldn't get behind Santa being real because we lived in an apartment hence there are no chimneys for him to come through like in all the stories/cartoons.

The Batlord · 07-05-2011, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Electrophonic Tonic

Dane Cook is about as funny as a orphanage fire

Orphanage fires aren't funny?

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-05-2011, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

-I thought that if you said Bloody Mary three times in the mirror while flicking the lights on and off in the bathroom that she would appear and you would die of a heart attack.

Same, except when I was growing up it was saying her name twenty times in a row with all the lights off. I was the only one that did it because I figured that a face in a mirror wasn't really that big a threat.

Driztdor · 07-05-2011, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I couldn't get behind Santa being real because we lived in an apartment hence there are no chimneys for him to come through like in all the stories/cartoons.

Well actually our presents just appeared above the x-max three, around the house and behind the door, bringed by ''gnomes'' (dwarf-like helpers of the santa). Easier to parents, u know.. One Christmas the ''Santa'' itself came our house and gived the gifts, but i recognized him my grandpa, but i didn't wan't to ruin my littlebrothers x-max

..
Well personally i love x-max, but i really hate that American Coca-Cola Santa. ''Hou hou to you, basterds''

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So back to the topic:
When i was a kid my uncle told me that if i eat a seed of a plant it will grow in my stomach. I didn't eat apples for six months

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07-04-2011, 10:18 AM	#71 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	I thought everything had feelings, including inanimate objects. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

07-04-2011, 05:52 PM	#73 (permalink)
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