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Old 05-05-2005, 11:01 AM   #51 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2005, 05:03 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I came up with a good one

"Boys will be boys, girls will be hoes."
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Old 05-06-2005, 01:20 AM   #53 (permalink)
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^ and you like that..
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Old 05-06-2005, 07:01 AM   #54 (permalink)
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ooo speaks a world about hookers.... um "interesting people are cool".. no that sucked... alright "you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but if you do this then you will likely end up in jail... unless you are a world leader"
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Old 05-06-2005, 08:07 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Not a one-liner as such but me and my mate were talking last night...

Him: "It's amazing how people play their cards"

Me: "It's a bit of a risky way to play"

Him: "Better than not playing the hand at all."

That shut me up. Hehe. I like that thought though.
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Old 05-06-2005, 08:09 AM   #57 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2005, 08:54 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2005, 08:56 AM   #59 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:50 AM   #60 (permalink)
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^ and you like that..
sorry, I wasn't trying to offend. I just thought it was funny, and a great way to piss off hoes that don't realize that they are hoes. I'm sure the feminists would have a field day with that one.
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