My Birthday...

ThePhanastasio · 09-18-2011, 01:34 AM

I'm turning 24 on next Saturday (September 24th) and was hoping you all would have ideas as to what I should do for my birthday.

I had been thinking that I should drink one beer / hour, culminating in 24 beers...because, I mean, there's 24 hours in a day, and you only turn 24 once...

But I really tried to get some dank wine - and that's appearing to not come through because said wine is from Walla Walla, WA...and I can't get it for a reasonable price right now...so the one drink / hour seemed reasonable.

Then again, my birthday is on a weekend. There are over 30 bars and clubs within half an hour of me. I just...

Jesus.

What would "You" do?

Paedantic Basterd · 09-18-2011, 07:12 AM

Will one an hour get you intoxicated at any point, what with the burnoff rate, and presumably a seasoned drinker?

Mojo · 09-18-2011, 04:51 PM

One beer an hour for 24 hours is a great idea in theory, but you are likely to fail.

If you're going to fail anyway, then there is another great sounding idea that I myself have attempted. That, my friend, is the pub A-Z crawl. If you can complete that then you're a better drinker than I am.

Paedantic Basterd · 09-18-2011, 04:52 PM

Or hit a pub for every year you've been alive. Slightly less agonizing.

Mojo · 09-18-2011, 04:55 PM

You're right. Forget the first 24 beers, it's those last 2 that would be pure agony.

Paedantic Basterd · 09-18-2011, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

You're right. Forget the first 24 beers, it's those last 2 that would be pure agony.

I did think about that, but then it occurred to me you may have meant for her to do all of the As, Bs, etc.

Mojo · 09-18-2011, 05:05 PM

Ahh. No, just a pint in one of each. That's impossible enough as it is. Trust me, I've tried it.

Paedantic Basterd · 09-18-2011, 05:10 PM

I've got three pubs in town. I could do it.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 09-18-2011, 05:14 PM

get pizza, have sex

Mojo · 09-18-2011, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pedestrian

I've got three pubs in town. I could do it.

Then you can't play!

Newcastle is full of pubs. We had our A-Z drawn up, minus X and Z I think. It didn't matter. We were never gonna get that far anyway.

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09-18-2011, 04:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	One beer an hour for 24 hours is a great idea in theory, but you are likely to fail. If you're going to fail anyway, then there is another great sounding idea that I myself have attempted. That, my friend, is the pub A-Z crawl. If you can complete that then you're a better drinker than I am. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

09-18-2011, 04:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	You're right. Forget the first 24 beers, it's those last 2 that would be pure agony. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

09-18-2011, 05:05 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	Ahh. No, just a pint in one of each. That's impossible enough as it is. Trust me, I've tried it. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

09-18-2011, 07:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Will one an hour get you intoxicated at any point, what with the burnoff rate, and presumably a seasoned drinker?

09-18-2011, 04:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	Or hit a pub for every year you've been alive. Slightly less agonizing.

09-18-2011, 05:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	I've got three pubs in town. I could do it.

09-18-2011, 05:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	get pizza, have sex