Why does everyone say that!? I've never had stomach issues because of Taco Bell. Wtf do you order?

Last time I went I had a quesorito that made me feel pretty sick right away. That's the only time it's happened though. I'll stick with the crunchwrap supreme if I'm ever unfortunate enough to have a friend take me there.

It's not fish though, it's fishesque.

Taco bell's never made me sick either, but I never have anything too outrageous.

One time I ordered some nachos at taco bell, and it was just, like, some chips with cheese wiz on top.
Taco Del Mar is where it's at.

I mainly just have crunchy tacos from there, or the double decker taco if I'm feeling it

Although, one time I went into a Taco Del Mar, and they had to dethaw the fish because no one was buyingnit. Like, of the sea is right in your name. You should be ready to serve fish.

A solid fish taco from a solid place is pretty fantastic

There used to be a food cart in town here that sold these kick ass fish tacos
Went out of business, sadly.

Have sex while half watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh, wait, that's happened twice in my life

Same here. Just don't go there stinking ass drunk and order way too much food and you'll be fine.