What are the toilets for? I shit on principle, as a way to make the most out of the money I spend on the ticket.

I pooped on a train once. It was 2am and I was traveling through Serbia. It was not much fun to tell you the truth...

I'll say this: train bathrooms are much more roomy than the airplane ones.

I've never bought a Rolling Stones Album

Me neither. I'm actually willing to bet that's true of most people on here.

This thread was fun...

I've never carjacked a family, kicked the father out, and stolen the wife and kids away to join me for a round of pizza and ice cream three towns over, only to ditch them and drive to the border.

I've never juggled chainsaws.

I've never flown an airplane into a lake at a complete dive.

i've never been to me
i've never been inside a man, unless you count transsexuals
i've never seen a grown man cry

Never snorted anything

Never hurt an animal

:crazy: Dude, it's an airplane bathroom! You don't **** with airplane bathrooms except to pee. Airplane bathrooms are below fast food restrooms but just above gas station bathrooms.

I've never played a bitchin' rock guitar solo on the desecrated corpse of God.