I ran out of money. I'm in between buzzed and drunk. What do they call that?
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I've been drunk at least three out of the last five nights, mainly caused by the discovery of how nice Morgan's Spiced is. Being able to buy booze/***s legally now I have a feeling I'll be going off the rails soon. |
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My cool factor goes up yet another notch. :cool: |
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I got this round :beer: |
One of my roomates would pull stuff like this all the time. I remember waking him up when he had his legs in the bathroom sink and his head in a trashcan. |
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When I was in a homeless shelter full of people on drugs, this lady passed out at the cafeteria one breakfast morning and her face was slam dunk into her cereal bowl. I don't think I've laughed that hard before, but a few of us had to go try and wake her up so she wouldn't suffocate. |
Couldn't find an orange liqueur today, I did however find an egg liqueur (Advocaat) and had to try. Tastes about as weird as it sounds, its like drinking a bottle of egg yolks and brandy, I've been mixing it with Tia Maria and it's not terrible. I made something that isn't terrible.
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because I've been sober for a week and I have massive amounts of sleeping pills to do the same job without the need for gallons of water or food to chase them down.
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I fell asleep with my shoes on this past Saturday. Not quite epic, but for a very particular guy when it comes to post-drinking bedtime organisation, it is pretty unthinkable.
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Cause it's 3 pm here and it's too early to get drunk??
For me it's weird getting drunk at daytime the sun reminds me of all the responsibilities i skipped out in order to drink, it shines on me and it judges me, the moon doesn't do that to me and that's why i prefer to drink during the night. |
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Having a few drinks during the day is good though, when the weather is good at least. The only time I've ever been properly drunk before night is at music festivals, I think... |
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Day drinking is a hoot. I like to start the morning correct with an Irish coffee and maybe a beer, big breakfast. Hit a liquor store and start brown bagging to keep the ball rollin.
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The main reason i don't like to drink during the day is cause i usually drink to get hammered not just to have a few beers.. im a lightweight too so by my 3rd beer im already tipsy and if i reach that point i just want more and more until im sh*t faced drunk, that's why i just can't have 1 or 2 beers casually during the daytime cause i end up wanting more. oh, also i work during the day so i can't do it anyway.. |
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Also of course if you have to drive to and from work then that'd be a no go but try it one day like if you have work off that day but need to go to the dr. or dentist. It is kind of like a test to see how much of a functioning alcoholic you and be and if others can tell you've been drinking or not. |
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i don't even wanna try it cause i know myself, im an excessive person if i start slacking off to have a drink here or there it will affect my job performance and i already get sh*t from my boss for using my tablet at work.. (Idk why though i only use it when things are slow at work) |
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One day he called me in on my day off for work and told him I would but was rotten drunk. He told me he's seen me drunk while I work and to come in anyway. He still promoted me to manager, haha. I honestly think I'm more functional as a drunk than I am when sober. |
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I'm so ****ing wasted because I'm moving this weekend yayyyyy! I've packed basically everything so you bastards beside me can fuck the hell off you piece of ****!!!!!!!!!!!
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Because I have to be up at 9am. That does not sit well with me.
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