No new confessions, bitches send some!

New confession

- I have an anal fetish. If a woman won't go all the way in everything I want anal then I won't stay with her.

i'd rather just type them here

i have a panties fetish and would love it if you sent me some pics of voyeur upskirts

That defeats the fun of it.

Why do I have the feeling Dirty's enjoying this thread, silently?

he knows I like panties, she knows i like panties, everybody here knows i like panties, but you don't know, do you?

which just goes to show - you should try to get to know the people here 1st before starting this thread

i must confess... I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING lol <--- Lil wayne if u arent aware =)

do you fall into the 50% quoted in your sig. I'd have to assume so.

catfight! we demand a catfight!

New confession

- I think it's fun to insult people that don't post here anymore.

Haha. Remember The Virgin? Remember "Baggs"? Those guys were hilarious.

I remember them, but how do YOU remember them? :D

I read more than I write. And let's be honest, who doesn't know about the Virgin?

He sure is unique... Man it took me a long time before I realized he wasn't kidding...

This thread.... I really don't know what to make of it. His heart was in the right place, but I'm not sure putting all those little kids in a "coming out thread" on a major internet forum was very sensible.

maybe i should send in a confession on behalf of the Virgin confessing that he's gay

Hahaha, lol :d

Or perhaps that he wasn't really gay; just was seeking attention. (All the gay people I know aren't remotely that obnoxious.)

But... Alf eats pussies.

My eyes!

it's probably a Filipino thing

Malaysian gays aren't that, either

Perhaps it was more of a personal thing, and that he just felt it necessary to be a jerk on a music forum. From what I know of filipinos, despite their really poor grasp of english (and my terrible grasp of tagalog), they don't seem to have anything intrinsic to their nationality which would make them likely to do that. (My sisters are filipino)

only thing i know is that I probably wouldn't touch that "duck foetus still in egg" food they like

MEEEH!

They also hate anything spicy. Don't know why.

in Malaysia, people wouldn't touch anything that isn't remotely spicy

Over here, the Filipino families hold special dinners at which English people are allowed to sample their cuisine. A lot of it tasted like very watered down chicken curry, and there was some weird stuff that looked like tarantula's legs. And my sisters couldn't even eat haggis. That was too spicy for them.

i LOVE haggis

Another confession!

When I was one year old, all I would eat was haggis. I don't know why, but to this day I still think it's the food I'm most used too. Not the canned rubbish, I mean the real stuff made in Scotland by a proper butcher.

See, these confessions are really coming fast on this thread!

there was this Scottish place in the "outlands" of Cardiff i used to frequent for that

I've bumped into quite a lot of Scottish people in Wales (which is a short ride down the motorway from here). A lot of them like it and stay, maybe even setting up shop.

yeah

there was also this American place I used to frequent - also quite far from the City Centre

I don't know Cardiff too well, but I wouldn't be suprised to find that there are places run by people from just about everywhere. It's that kind of city.

i can't remember the exact address - but the American place is on the way to Eli, and the Scottish place is near the Port

I'll remember that next time I visit my cousin in Cardiff.

you should also take note that I was last there about 18 yrs ago so these places may not be there now

I won't go specially, I'll just have a look next time I'm around. I'll tell you if I find them anywhere.
And my cousin would tell me: "what happens in Cardiff stays in Cardiff." I don't know what he means, but I'll assume that things don't change there much.

Do you lot remember when the Virgin thought tofu was meat???


Haha

Lol, really? Missed out on that one.

You probably tore him apart!
Give us a link, it must be hilarious.