I manufacture them! :laughing:

Got anything in Alpaca?

I can believe this. It's exactly the kind of thing I might do.
On an unrelated note, there are some alpacas in a field near my house.

That would be unethical. :nono:

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Oh fuck off

Hippy

:laughing:

The last thing I need right now is for you to go all Vegangelical on me.



I'll even post a youtube song with this post so she can quote this, say what she thinks of the song and give me a lecture on cruelty to alpacas.

He's still my second favourite mod.

You're mean. If you get near them, they'll bite you.

:laughing:

Alpacas are hot.

"She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum" :laughing:

:laughing: Good joke.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7735/alfcat001.jpg

I had forgotten Alf series.

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Regarding this thread, intention is good. However, in my opinion there is a problem with flattering comments. Are they self-flattering or not? For instance, if someone writes "X is so hot...", we don't know if that comes from an attention whore or if it's really from a shy secret admirer.

possibly. at times i wonder =)

Sorry guys, I went on a trip to Madrid, Spain with my friend. I've been busy :)

Here's some new confessions sent in.
- I think I'm actually gay.
- Last year me and my girlfriend attempted to do a "2 girls 1 cup", I couldn't get the taste of **** out of my mouth for days!
- I'm still a virgin if you haven't noticed
- Bloody Mary probably left us, I haven't seen her in a while
- I have a 9 inch penis.
- The other night I could have sworn footsteps in downstairs... I think there is a ghost in my house
- never

Those were all.

I sincerely applaud whoever wrote these two, because they both take some balls to admit. 1. Coming to realize your sexuality and 2. not hiding behind pretensions are perhaps two of the bravest things you could possibly open up to. You brave brave brave men.

On the other hand this sounds like it was written by an angsty nutjob. Even if it's true, the only people that actually give a damn how big you are or what your dick looks like are the ones tasting it.

Lol. got to admit, this is actually funny when there's a list of things.
I'd say; Collect them every week :D

well, actually i'm a virgin also

Anal, perhaps :D

Why don't you guys use the metric system when you measure your penis? For Eros' sake! 9 inches = 22.86 centimetres

I have some idea who sent that in

You? :laughing:

MIghty Salami, shurely

Okay I guess I' ll do it that way.

That explains all that blood... :rolleyes:

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I don't even think that what's-'er-face is even still on here, but yeah.

I will not-so-anonymously admit:

I am still madly in love with one of my exes, which makes it damn near impossible to move on.

I drink way too much, and it's seriously ****ing up my relationships with friends and family.

I have a Carlito Caribbean Cool action figure on my bed, and a Chris Jericho one, which I make fight...all the ****ing time.

I'm gay, but my love for Chris Jericho could (almost) turn me straight.

I'm drunk right now.

Most times you see that I'm posting, I am drunk.

I'm saving money right now to train for professional wrestling training. In spite of this, I have taught myself many necessary maneuvers so that I'll be ahead of the curve.

I'm ***gy for Elvis Costello.

I wish that I was more straight.

My favorite line from any song is, "She said that she was working for the ABC News: It was as much of the alphabet as she knew how to use." Yes, Elvis Costello. So sue me.

I have never lost a vocal rap battle, but I prepare a retarded amount.

I don't think I'm good at anything. My success in various fields just makes me angry, because it's fallen short of my lofty expectations.

well, here's one:-

I'm madly in love with one of my first cousins, and she is with me, too. It's pretty much taboo and forbidden love round the Chinese. Both of us have a lot of love/lust for each other.....

You're in love with one of your first cousins?

That's not just taboo around Chinese people, it's considered morally wrong on just about every developed country in the world.

And not to mention grossly weird.

^^^^^ this

a Dutch guy here says it's permitted in the Netherlands

yes, i did say it was taboo/forbidden

I can imagine family gatherings are always a pleasant experience in Il Duces world.

Glad they're not from America. I'd be scared to see them fighting over the first turkey leg at Thanksgiving.

Duce prefers going straight for the breast, and the subsequent shame.

And he just loves his mother's stuffing.

He's also quite the fan of rimming the gravy bowl, especially if said bowl belongs to a blood relative.

**throws up**

MOAR

lol well I'll get in the spirit of things too

- I really want my boyfriend to propose. I really hope he doesn't expect me to do that because I always make the major decisions. Although he told me he loves me first.

-I am so severely depressed I don't know how I'm making it through life, but somehow I plod on and still make passing grades, so I guess thats fine

-I am bored with everything except books.

it's just minor flirting between her and me, as was during Chinese New Year

no fighting

we're both confused and ashamed

See Arrested Development, though...

these things happen, ya know

I was thinking more along the lines of Bad Boy Bubby for Il (Minded) Duce.

I'm intrigued, do you say your cousin feels the same way?
And, do you personally feel it is acceptable to feel the way you do?

If so, I say hit it. Incest is the best after all.