As long as he doesn't *** inside her, it doesn't count, right?

Try video games.

That's what the ass is for, right?

Not a fan

yes, she feels the same way

neither of us think it is acceptable, but we haven't consumated it

incest is just another in the long line of sexual deviancy I have

edit:- there has been several instances of her showing her affections for me:-

at my granny's funeral, i brought two women i was going out with to show respect, and she was literally breathing fire

at a family gathering, she threw a grand hissy fit that she and my brother were "first cousins" - she was afraid to point at me - the real object of her affections

on one occasion, i visited my uncle who came out of an operation, she was braless and kept posturing and preening before me

http://coolingtower-design.com/wp-co...011/09/fan.jpg

I am.

i have another one:-

i get extremely depressed when the overnight arrears of MB thread replies are all read by me in the morning

My friend stayed over at my Uni flat a while back, when we got back after a night of drinking, I relieved myself into the nearest sock (THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE, OKAY!) and when I woke up the next morning I noticed that we both had the same exact pair of socks on the floor...

Still not sure which ones he put in his bag :(

Judge me.

Dude, you're gay now. ;)

You sound like a Malaysian Borgia.

Your dorm room doesn't have a sink? Or empty bottles?

Also, relieved from #1, 2, or 3?

I was thinking the same thing. Go outside?

I'm assuming he means wacked off. Peeing (or pooping) in a sock is pretty much beyond the pale. Besides, **** dries and you don't really notice it unless you're looking for it, piss would be obvious because of the smell regardless of whose sock it was.

Yes... I poo'd in his sock...

Come on guys, obviously it was a hands on experience.

or a toilet?

the drunken mind doesn't lend itself well to logic.

Would have been epic if you poo'd in his sock, just saying. :dj:

Now you gotta do it. Poo in someone's sock. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

No.

Would have been epic if Jim's dad from American Pie had walked in on you.

Especially if he was pooing in a sock.

"We'll just tell your mother we made fudge..."

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

uhmm I find it hot when I scratch the **** out of people and i love hair pulling. not mention I have spray tanned before
usually im soooo open about certain things but these noooo

:thumbup:

well I would be the Marquis De Sade if I could

^ We've got quality poop humor going on here, and you're both talking about smarty pants ****?! Get with the program, this is the ****ing internet! :nono:

I think fembois and butch girls are delicious.

I want a femboi
on a leash
and he will dust my television for me.
and everything will be fine

What about tomboys?

God, tomboys are amazing.

what we have here, is a failure of communication

US wished to compare me to one of the greats in the Renaissance

and I opted to portray myself as the "most sexually evil man"

that is all, kind sir

The correct way:

"Dude, you're like ****in' Da Vinci, man!"

"Naw, more like Richard Gere."

Tomboys are the best. I'm strange in the sense that I like girly men and manly women.

^ that's what's up.

you're not alone

manly women - depends on what type - not those who are indistiguishable from a man, but still have enough feminine features

http://www.lethalwow.com/bios/chynaimage3.jpg

That your type?

I am an architect :p

and an artist on the side.

Eh, I like women that can pass as men.

not really into muscles

i meant working class stiffs who look like men but are actually women

I still think smoking is cool. :(

i actually don't really like the act of smoking much

most of the time, i just want the Nicotine to hit my brain as fast as posssible

I don't really smoke too much anymore, now it's really only when I'm drunk. I never thought I would cut down, I'm really glad actually.

I hate smoking, it's vile. Makes everything stink. I need to quit soon... :/