Howard the Duck

i tortured a rat for fun as a kid - not really there yet (a serial killer)

there's this shop selling all sorts of snack in a shopping mall - my fiancee and I "sampled" everything in bulk and then refused to buy anything

i've been known to be somewhat of a kleptomaniac, in record stores where security is lax or the shopkeeper went into the back to get something, i pilfer cassettes and CDs

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Malaise is THE dominant human predilection.

CanwllCorfe

You know it.

I have issues similar to that. I honestly think that when I live on my own, my family will have to contact me. I don't know what it is. At one point or another, I've had all of my closest friends move away except for one. He did move, but only a half hour away. For some reason I'll only be sad for all of a day or two, and then I'll be fine. I don't talk to any of them anymore, except for the one that lives a half hour away.

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Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

s_k

I've done stupid things, I've hurt people I didn't want to hurt.
But I only did these things because only now I know better. Not because I am a bad person.

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Howard the Duck

i've got into pretty horrible fights with my bro as a kid

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highoctane93

1. sex with my best guy friend

2. never told my ex-boyfriend goodbye

3. crashed my step-sister's wedding (slept with her husbands best man)

4. making fun of fat chicks in walmart

5. LAST FRIDAY NIGHT <--- really long story

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TockTockTock

Eh... I flooded my third grade teacher's classroom by stuffing a few paper towels down the drain of a sink and turning on the water... Thankfully, nobody saw me do it since everyone was outside eating lunch.

The only reason I did it was because my OCD got the better of me and my thoughts were edging me on to do it. Of course, I never tell anyone this. I just tell them that she made us give her foot massages (which she actually did) and that I was pissed.

That's about it as far as "bad" actions go.

I regret nothing.

Burning Down

Aren't you really young? I can't imagine what the rest of your life will be like.

Farfisa

I haven't done anything that terrible. The only thing I remember is throwing rocks at this woman's window when I was in 1st grade. Oh, and last year I lost my mind and threw my book at my mom's car and called her a "Stupid Bitch". I could say that my medicine was making me crazy, but to blame that incident entirely on meds is a stupid thing to do.

Thom Yorke

I was really well behaved as a kid. If I did anything wrong I felt insanely guilty about it afterwards. And my parents weren't even that strict. Maybe I'm just a saint...