Kreayshawn vs Rooney Mara(girl with dragon tattoo)

Sparky · 12-22-2011, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Engine

I suppose I need to actually watch the movie before I can answer then. Regardless, the invisible eyebrows are a serious detriment if we're talking about physical looks. Also, the poll should probably not use the Girl with the Tattoo's name real name. After all, Kreayshawn only has her stage name up there. It's confusing.

Well you see, it's Kreayshawn as she is perceived by public vs Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander/Girl with Dragon Tattoo, if that makes more sense.

And the movie was meh, seemed kinda rushed. I was bored during it, though i thought the torture scene was pretty rad and better then the swedish version.

**Goofle** · 12-22-2011, 03:36 PM

The hot one.

Sparky · 12-23-2011, 12:20 AM

After some very aggressive discourse and thorough deliberation I have deemed it necessary to add one more contestant.

MILA KUNIS IN BLACK SWAN

oh my god so sexy...

PROS
-Very talented ballet dancer
-Seems outgoing and doesn't worry about what others think of her
-Has had imaginary sex with natalie portman on one occasion

CONS
-May or may not be a metaphor for temptation or demon
-Does not make a good impression on moms
-Pushes drug and alcohol consumption onto others, possible sign of own self drug abuse?

Will see if a mod can fix the poll asap

GuitarBizarre · 12-23-2011, 03:57 AM

After some very silly discourse and thorough stupidity, I have deemed it necessary to add one more contestant.

FAT BASTARD IN AUSTIN POWERS

oh my god so shagadelic

PROS
-Very Talented Secret Agent
-Seems outgoing and doesn't worry about what others think of him.
-Had sex with that blonde girl who stuck something up his backside.

CONS
-May or may not eat children
-Does not make a good impression on anyone
-Invites the mind to consider impossible sexual mechanics owing to extreme girth.

Will see if a mod can fix the poll asap.

Salami · 12-23-2011, 04:11 AM

You put a lot of work into this!

Also worth considering is Susan Boyle. She's as well known as Kreayshawn, but perhaps a better singer in many people's opinion.

She is also about equal to Fat Bastard in terms of sex appeal.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 12-23-2011, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

After some very silly discourse and thorough stupidity, I have deemed it necessary to add one more contestant.

I know, I almost thought this was one of your Andy Rooneyish rant threats for a second there

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Paedantic Basterd · 12-23-2011, 10:34 AM

It took me this entire thread to figure out that Kreayshawn wasn't the girl playing in the Swedish film.

Seriously, this all seems like it belongs in Marry, Shag, or Avoid.

Salami · 12-23-2011, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

It took me this entire thread to figure out that Kreayshawn wasn't the girl playing in the Swedish film.

Seriously, this all seems like it belongs in Marry, Shag, or Avoid.

Another thread which might merit merging?

I'm still very confused about everything here.

GuitarBizarre · 12-23-2011, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra

I know, I almost thought this was one of your Andy Rooneyish rant threats for a second there

.

And I almost thought for a second there you might not be talking ****, but I guess we were both disappointed.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra · 12-23-2011, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

And I almost thought for a second there you might not be talking ****, but I guess we were both disappointed.

Just found it weird how you praised another inane thread you created simply for being inane while seemingly insulting this one for being inane.

View Poll Results: Kreayshawn vs Rooney Mara
Kreayshawn	8	66.67%
Rooney Mara	4	33.33%
Mila Kunis	0	0%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

12-23-2011, 12:20 AM	#33 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	After some very aggressive discourse and thorough deliberation I have deemed it necessary to add one more contestant. MILA KUNIS IN BLACK SWAN oh my god so sexy... PROS -Very talented ballet dancer -Seems outgoing and doesn't worry about what others think of her -Has had imaginary sex with natalie portman on one occasion CONS -May or may not be a metaphor for temptation or demon -Does not make a good impression on moms -Pushes drug and alcohol consumption onto others, possible sign of own self drug abuse? Will see if a mod can fix the poll asap

12-23-2011, 04:11 AM	#35 (permalink)
Salami Get in ma belly Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 1,385	You put a lot of work into this! Also worth considering is Susan Boyle. She's as well known as Kreayshawn, but perhaps a better singer in many people's opinion. She is also about equal to Fat Bastard in terms of sex appeal.

12-23-2011, 10:34 AM	#37 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	It took me this entire thread to figure out that Kreayshawn wasn't the girl playing in the Swedish film. Seriously, this all seems like it belongs in Marry, Shag, or Avoid.