who the **** is joseph kony?

Salami · 03-25-2012, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck

"Dirt McGirt" is my joke account

"Howard the Duck" is my "piss people off" a/c

I was having a chat with someone about this very issue - his theory was that you're having a personality crisis and are creating numerous accounts to let the various facets of yourself express themselves.
The idea is that "the Virgin" was created to allow your inanity and innocence shine, "Baggs" was to demonstrate all your musical knowledge, "eraser.time206" was you displaying your argumentative streak....

GuitarBizarre · 03-25-2012, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Salami

I was having a chat with someone about this very issue - his theory was that you're having a personality crisis and are creating numerous accounts to let the various facets of yourself express themselves.
The idea is that "the Virgin" was created to allow your inanity and innocence shine, "Baggs" was to demonstrate all your musical knowledge, "eraser.time206" was you displaying your argumentative streak....

Then who the **** is JayShreddz?

Howard the Duck · 03-25-2012, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Salami

I was having a chat with someone about this very issue - his theory was that you're having a personality crisis and are creating numerous accounts to let the various facets of yourself express themselves.
The idea is that "the Virgin" was created to allow your inanity and innocence shine, "Baggs" was to demonstrate all your musical knowledge, "eraser.time206" was you displaying your argumentative streak....

of course you only assume male accounts were created by me

what about the female accounts?

Bloody Mary was my exploitative middle-aged extrovert side

Alex the 4th was me being the attention whore

~~James~~ · 03-25-2012, 09:42 AM

You really don't have much of a life do you? Also, aren't multiple accounts against the rules?

Salami · 03-25-2012, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Then who the **** is JayShreddz?

Very good question!

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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck

of course you only assume male accounts were created by me

what about the female accounts?

Bloody Mary was my exploitative middle-aged extrovert side

Alex the 4th was me being the attention whore

You felt you weren't getting enough anyway?

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Originally Posted by James

You really don't have much of a life do you? Also, aren't multiple accounts against the rules?

I'm pretty sure they aren't allowed, but we'd totally be prepared to make an exception for such a valued and contributing member, right?

Urban Hat€monger ? · 03-25-2012, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

I genuinely 100% don't believe you. I've never 100% believed that dirt was actually a legitimate member ever. I've always suspected some sort of elaborate sockpuppet.

It's actually an ex member who's not posted here in a long long time who's real account is no longer active.

and no I'm not saying who.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-25-2012, 04:23 PM

Kids, I've only been around since 07 or so and even I know Dirt Mcgirt is tha real deel son.

LoathsomePete · 03-25-2012, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Then who the **** is JayShreddz?

A kid with an internet connection and a generic taste in music?

Dr_Rez · 03-25-2012, 04:44 PM

Dirty could have very well been one bug dupe. Whomever the mod doing it has eratic behavior and a taste for trollery. I feel freebase is not the culprit but I nominate Conan as the imposter. Let me warn you Conan, deny it and you are clearly the one. Dont deny it and you are probably the one. You are a dear friend on the forums but I must now persecute you for this 2 year coverup.

On the plus side that means Dirty Curt was you, and while noone else seemed to like it I did. Im your #1 fan.

Thanks GB for finally bringing the biggest question mark on internets to light. Long live dirty curt.

TockTockTock · 03-25-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

A kid with an internet connection and a generic taste in music?

... who also hates punk rock.

03-25-2012, 04:44 PM	#39 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,361	Dirty could have very well been one bug dupe. Whomever the mod doing it has eratic behavior and a taste for trollery. I feel freebase is not the culprit but I nominate Conan as the imposter. Let me warn you Conan, deny it and you are clearly the one. Dont deny it and you are probably the one. You are a dear friend on the forums but I must now persecute you for this 2 year coverup. On the plus side that means Dirty Curt was you, and while noone else seemed to like it I did. Im your #1 fan. Thanks GB for finally bringing the biggest question mark on internets to light. Long live dirty curt. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

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~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	You really don't have much of a life do you? Also, aren't multiple accounts against the rules?

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Kids, I've only been around since 07 or so and even I know Dirt Mcgirt is tha real deel son.