you have a gun pointing at me

i'm asking you a small favor

shoot me before they get at me

or i'll have to shoot you

i have a gun

I agree, I would totally have intercourse with John Baizley

See, that's what i'm saying. When you really read into the lyrics, there is a deeper meaning.

So anyway, to continue the story, I absolutely ploughed the shit out of her to the apparent discomfort of the old lady sitting on the pew opposite, and her groans appeared to have a negative impact on the ceremony. Anyway, I slid my hand up her shirt, and the vicar's quiet words were completely drowned out by her increasingly loud moaning, at which point he asked us to either stop immediately or leave the church. However the passion was too intense, and for the next half hour we were lost in each other, and when finally put our clothes back on, the church was completely empty.

I've read every single post in here and come to the conclusion that you're all idiots.

Didn't you post in here before now? :wave:

Well I at least thought that was the beauty of the thread - I can post anything as retarded as I wish to be under the OP's instructions with no one knowing ;)
But OK, if we ought to make more of an effort to sound intelligent, let's do it!

Man, I don't even sort of like paprika.

My balls itch, should i just chop them off?

Queef Latina