Yea man I didnt think anyone would actually post in here when I made it. They are all idiots. But Im the biggest idiot of all I think.

What are we doing with our lives?

I want to be the first person to spontaneously combust.

My poop smells funny.

I have encountered a moral conundrum... Do I point out that it is obvious that someone has read the previous post, and obviously referenced it, or do I go ahead and post something completely random and act as though it can be unseen?

Clearly you have also read posts. If I was the thread mod I would ban you and myself immediately, FROM THE INTERNET.

howard is an awesome duck, yes he is

I'm going to make grilled cheese.

Whoever posted above me is hot. Whoever posts next is an arsehole.