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Paedantic Basterd 05-03-2012 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by VanLeon (Post 1185468)
I'm totally fine you guys!!
Pretty specific query for someone who's just looking to make light discussion.

FRED HALE SR. 05-03-2012 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Bam You Have AIDS (Post 1185470)
Pretty specific query for someone who's just looking to make light discussion.
04 toyota corolla was very specific.

VanLeon 05-03-2012 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1185469)
Hows that Toyota running? :band:
It's pretty good, actually. Only problems it's had was with the muffler a while back.

FRED HALE SR. 05-03-2012 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by vanleon (Post 1185474)
it's pretty good, actually. Only problems it's had was with the muffler a while back.
jayshreddz?

VanLeon 05-03-2012 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1185475)
jayshreddz?
what?

Zer0 05-03-2012 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by VanLeon (Post 1185453)
I'm sure you've heard of this suicide method, by one shutting their garage door, starting up the car, rolling down the windows, and slowly becoming unconscious. Many say it's a painless and peaceful death for the most part, but others say that with newer cars, you won't die because they don't let out as much CO as older models. What about a 04' Toyota Corolla in a two car garage? How long would it take for you to become unconscious? How long until you died? Painless? Your thoughts on this
If you're going to do it you might as well do it in style:

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bob. 05-03-2012 04:32 PM

i have a copy of this book!

goes great with this one :)

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FRED HALE SR. 05-03-2012 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by bob. (Post 1185479)
It was required reading on my breaks at Crown Books back in the day. I love the rat poison in a glass of water technique. Just upset my stomach though. :yeah:

Exo 05-03-2012 04:42 PM
Here is a better suicide plan than that my dear. You don't even need a Toyota.
  • Find a two story building that lines a busy street. Go to the roof.
  • String piano wire tight across the front near the ledge. String it about neck level.
  • Get some rope and tie one end to the building and another to your feet. Make sure the length of rope is long enough to suspend you over the edge but short enough so you don't hit the ground.
  • Put some super glue on your hands.
  • Put your arms around the front of the wire and back towards your head. Put you hands on your head.
  • Lean forward so that the piano wire cuts your neck but not your forearms.
  • When the cord goes taut you'll be hanging upside down over the sidewalk with you head outstretched in your arms thanks to gravity and the superglue.
  • Blood will spew everywhere. People will be traumatized for life.

Profit.

EvilChuck 05-03-2012 04:46 PM
The proper way to do it is to use a garden hose, attach it to the exhaust and then put the other end into the car and wind all the windows up. It is much quicker that way, and wont affect the other people trying to park in the garage without also dying


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