favorite lines from a movie
 

fuuck fuuck fuuck the police fuuck fuuck fuuck the police

jay and silent bob strike back

"I dont Fuuck losers" Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions

welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take your order?

good burger

HAHAHAHA, Dude that really made me LAUGH! That is a funny movie well, if your high. :)
How about " it put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" From Silence of the Lambs

and in joe dirt there are funny lines in joe dirt like home i swhere the loves at but it sounds like hes saying homo's i love that

Tons from Pulp Fiction.

A few from American History X.

If anyone has seen Dr.Strangelove you would reconize this quote " But he'll see the big board"

A whole lot from Fight Club. Pretty much the whole movie.

"ive come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$, and im all out of bubble gum."

'popeyes chicken's f*ckin' awesome!'

jen xx

15 bucks, little man, put that $hit, in my hand, if that money doesnt go you owe me owe me owe.

i can see down your shirt JOE DIRT

"just like winnie the pooh"
or " f*ck f*ck f*ck mother mother f*ck mother mother f*ck f*ck mother f*ck mother f*ck"
or "Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended."

there are so many in jay and silent bob strike back!!!

or in "scary movie" doofy masturbating with the vacum cleaner: "i said don't disturb me when i'm cleaning my room"

or in austin powers ones:
austin powers while climbing a ladder and looking up seeing dr evil's nuts: " You know Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts"

hehe

"sometimes there's so much beauty in this world, that i feel like i just can't take it..." kevin spacey - american beauty

"Smoke all your want, your gonna get hit by a bus."
- Scary Movie 3

Here's one for oojay:

Samir: "No, not again. I..... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I'll just kick this piece of Shit out the window."

Michael Bolton: "You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed."

Samir: "Piece of Shit."

- Office Space

There's so many awesome quotes from that movie, but I'm just gonna post two...

Drew: "I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."

Ace Ventura WNC: "You're offer is not unlike your large intestin... stinky, and full of danger."

Zoolander: ''I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!"

The REALLY old Batman movie: The conversation where they are trying to deduce who made the "shark" bite his leg... high-lare-ee-us.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: Anything from that movie.

RedVsBlue (even though it's not a movie): "They can't see me... because I can't see them..." "That's because you're facing the rock..." "OHH..."

'he'll call me, and he'll call me, and he'll call me. i'll go. i'll go, i'll go. if i dont go, he'll make me feel guilty.. I'LL GO! then cameron jumps out of his car all frustrated and almost falls over..

(all this when cameron is sick and he doesnt wanna go anywhere.) FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF!

Mia: I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.


Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet sh*it! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET sh*it on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fu*cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys sh*it. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I wanjt to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my fu*cking business, that's why!


[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fu*ckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.


Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFU*CKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfu*cker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fu*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fu*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fu*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Ezekiel 25:17 among others]
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

Mia: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: What?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*it in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fu*ck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fu*ckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fu*ckin' red. It could blow.
Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent: I could blow.
Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfu*cker, motherfu*cker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fu*ck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfu*cker should be on brain detail. We're fu*ckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.

beat that motherfu*cker!!

^yes. yes you did overdo it just a tad. ;)

well i couldn't sleep ( it's 4 am here ) so...

you volentarily typed all of that when its that late.. thats insane.

copy/pasted it...i'm not that crazy...

i was wondering how you knew all of that crap just off the top of your head.

i'd have to be Johnny fu*ckin' Mnemonic to know all that sh*it by heart...:)

yes. exactly, thats why i thought it was weird.

anywho.. any line from 'monty python and the search for the holy grail' that movie is hilarious.

i was gonna post some from Pulp Fiction, but looks like Adidasss pretty much covered the entire movie, so.....
Napolean Dynamite -
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Office Space -
Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of **** out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Samir: Piece of ****.

Willy Wonka -
Mr. Salt: Wonka. Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

"unlike most vampires her fangs are in her vagina" blade trinity

Anchorman

Ron: Hey Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut?
Brick: OK!
Ron: So where is it?
Brick: That's fantastic!

Brick: Hey wanna come to a party in my pants?
Woman: Are you saying there's a party in your pants?
Brick: Yes
Woman: And you want me to come?
Brick: Yes
Woman: Did Ron tell you to say this Brick?
Brick: No.. Maybe.. Yes
(woman walks off)
Brick: Hey man wanna come to a party in my pants?
Man: No Brick, I don't
Brick: Right, let's go then!


good movie :D

i eat pieces of $hit like you for breakfast.
you eat pieces of $hit for breakfast?
.............no!

"Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chicken. All the pig feet. All the collard greens. All the hog maw. I wanna eat some of them chitlins! I like pig feet!"

what do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?
my a$$!

^Reminds me of:
"Urgh Doofy what the hell is that?"
"My ass"

leave me alone!
im cleaning my room!

"If you're here, and i'm here, doesn't it make it our time?"

^cant place it

fast times at ridgmont high

"What d'ye say to three shillings, and we forget the name?"- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.

red team go

^^half baked?

Oh Napoleon Dynamite funniest!
"Well we chat every day so i guess you could say the relationship is getting pretty serious..but I Was a little T-Oed that she hasn't sent any full body shots.."
or
"Napoleon I think you just ripped off my mole!"
or
"Yeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
Haha that just kills me