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Old 05-05-2015, 08:54 AM   #451 (permalink)
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There aint enough liquor in Chicago to get me drunk enough to wanna go through that kind of hell, and believe me, it's a special kind of hell.
Is it at least true what they say about crazy chicks in the sack?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-05-2015, 08:59 AM   #452 (permalink)
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Is it at least true what they say about crazy chicks in the sack?
Absolutely, 100 percent.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:02 AM   #453 (permalink)
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They provide plenty of sources, and are usually more accurate than most "news" websites (again, usually).
Yeah, quit player hating batlord. We all know your dream is to become a Cracked staff writer and your membership here is only for practice.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:02 AM   #454 (permalink)
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Absolutely, 100 percent.
So I guess the lesson here is, never give them your real name, number, or address, and climb out their window after they fall asleep.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:05 AM   #455 (permalink)
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Yeah, quit player hating batlord. We all know your dream is to become a Cracked staff writer and your membership here is only for practice.
I could totally see him becoming a writer for them, or at least one of the weird personalities in the comments section.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:06 AM   #456 (permalink)
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So I guess the lesson here is, never give them your real name, number, or address, and climb out their window after they fall asleep.
I've taught you well, young one. Now go! Go **** all the crazy chicks, and leave no trace of your essence other than your DNA in a condom.

On second thought, you might wanna grab that on the way out. Use a ziplock or sumthin.
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Old 05-05-2015, 09:12 AM   #457 (permalink)
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I've taught you well, young one. Now go! Go **** all the crazy chicks, and leave no trace of your essence other than your DNA in a condom.

On second thought, you might wanna grab that on the way out. Use a ziplock or sumthin.
I was about to say. They might put that **** in the freezer until they can get their hands on a turkey baster. Ya'll know bitches be wantin' my money.
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I was about to say. They might put that **** in the freezer until they can get their hands on a turkey baster. Ya'll know bitches be wantin' my money.
Well, any crazy bitch worth her weight in crazy would already have one of those at the ready.
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Old 05-07-2015, 11:21 PM   #459 (permalink)
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Does anyone else have difficulty combining what they know with how they act? I've been particularly paranoid and anxious lately and I find myself constantly betraying my own knowledge when I try and talk to people, to the point where it has a negative impact on my job performance and day to day functioning. There are days when I can't look anyone in the eye without seething with distrust and hate.
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