I meant writing one. For about 20-odd years now. Someday I'll get the time/incentive to sit down and finish it, then I'll be rich and famous and you'll all be sorry BWA HA HA HAAAAA!

Just hope it doesn't take another 20 odd years to write a sequel. Your fans would move on way before then. :P

But I can see you making a great book.
You seem like a very good writer.

Ah, thanks. Appreciate it. I'll see if I can unearth some of it --- crap, think it was all on floppy discs (ask yer dad, kids!) and my new PC hasn't got a floppy drive! Oh, technology! How you mock me!

Leave it with me... (if you're interested, that is..)

I think that you should just write a novel from Mr. Burns' perspective where he's frustratingly attempting to write a sci-fi novel, and you can just integrate your (un)finished novel into it as his work. You're very good at emulating the Burns.

That's a great idea! He could write about all these "futuristic" things he expects to see, like "telly-phones", "moh-tor cars" and perhaps even "the inter-net". Yeah, but who'd believe him? Plus, I couldn't afford the copyright fees....

But a blog of some kind, you say? Hmmm. I like the way snruB thinks! :)

Used to be Picard, but Zcard sounds better.

I kinda know how you feel. For me it was my lips, they said I had lips like Mick Jagger or I looked like Brian Jones and then they always asked if I was English. No one ever commented about my ears.

I chose mine wrong. Lasers own but its all i could think of when i joined and i thought up a better username but i already have this one.

Nowadays, people pay a lot of money to have collogen injected into their lips. I am not aware of any celebrities having their ears enhanced though. Even Michael Jackson stopped at his ears.

If you want to change it you can just put in a request...