I bet it's not even much --- twenty quid? Fifty? Certainly not worth doing someone in over, even if he knew who it was...

Facebook is a narcissist's playground, I fhucking hate that website and the bell-ends that make it their life.

"only 4 more sleeps until malia 2k12 wiv da girlies lol. xxx"

"omg babe u look gawjuss xxxx" "nooo i don't, u do xxxx" - Laying the groundwork for a rally of false compliments and self deprecating between the comment poster and pic uploader.

People posting "rip granddad xxxx" statuses every year, why? It's crass, they cloak themselves with a veil of tragedy and hurt but underneath it all the goal is gaining attention, so embarrassing.

And people believing any old nonsense and reposting it "they r gna stop us wearin england shirts in the world cup, repost this or my dog will die in 2 hours", and people do it.

Twitter is even worse.

Yeah man, Twitter is for the birds... :laughing:

"Just a sharing, 'cause I didn't know...don't go to Whole Foods on Hanukkah, because it's CRAZY!"

Quoted, lol....

edit * at least I tried to.. haha

today was suprisingly idiot free on my FB.

oy vey!

There's this girl my housemate went to school with and on pretty much a daily basis we sit around and read her Facebook updates cos they're so mundane and boring and I just don't understand how someone has such a vanilla life. I can't even pinpoint why it's so funny it just IS. Especially the conversations that sometimes take place on her updates. She mostly updates stuff like this:

"Stupid nosebleed tonite"

"Go to the bank nd check my balance today nd maybe put my phone on charge aswell"

"Cant believe my dads snorin is annoyin my mam tonite"

"Little baby on the bus is adorable think thats how u spell it"

"Baby on the bus is being loud he must have had loads of sugar"

"Dont no wether to get a shower tonite with the blister on my foot"

"Dont no wether to go to sleep but i feel tired"

"Go nd meet my friend for lunch nd apply for some jobs aswell"

"Want to try red wine coz it looks good"

"Go nd help my mam with the shopping today"

Then she'll upload a picture of herself and she has pretty big boobs and EVERY time this guy will comment and the conversation will go like this:

Guy: "ur gawjus hun n nice tits"
Girl: "thanks lol"
Guy: "wen u gonna let me hold u like a woman should"
Girl: "dont no lol"
Guy: "ur so pretty u need a man in ur life
Girl: "kk"

I LOVE HER.

Blaroobarg, do you have a Facebook btw. Just want to know.

:laughing:

Put that as your signature since you think it is funny. kiekiekiekierkierkie