The stupid facebook status thread.

Trollheart · 12-09-2012, 03:01 PM

I love how he threatens to kill the person responsible, then admits he doesn't know who it is! Mind you, in the fourth panel, at the bottom, my translation skills failed and I have no idea what he was saying! WHy does he think going on Jeremy Kyle (assuming they'd have him) will solve his problem? No-one else there lost or had money stolen? Today's big story... it's hardly a ratings-grabber, is it?

14232949 · 12-09-2012, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

I love how he threatens to kill the person responsible, then admits he doesn't know who it is! Mind you, in the fourth panel, at the bottom, my translation skills failed and I have no idea what he was saying! WHy does he think going on Jeremy Kyle (assuming they'd have him) will solve his problem? No-one else there lost or had money stolen? Today's big story... it's hardly a ratings-grabber, is it?

To translate what was said;

Yes, I am thinking about it. It's the only way I will find out who is responsible because the 'scum' cannot admit to this themselves. Nevertheless I shall find out who took my money.

I believe he is under the impression Jeremy Kyle would be able to solve his conundrum for him. As he cannot fathom who the thief was.

Trollheart · 12-09-2012, 05:47 PM

I bet it's not even much --- twenty quid? Fifty? Certainly not worth doing someone in over, even if he knew who it was...

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-09-2012, 06:36 PM

Facebook is a narcissist's playground, I fhucking hate that website and the bell-ends that make it their life.

"only 4 more sleeps until malia 2k12 wiv da girlies lol. xxx"

"omg babe u look gawjuss xxxx" "nooo i don't, u do xxxx" - Laying the groundwork for a rally of false compliments and self deprecating between the comment poster and pic uploader.

People posting "rip granddad xxxx" statuses every year, why? It's crass, they cloak themselves with a veil of tragedy and hurt but underneath it all the goal is gaining attention, so embarrassing.

And people believing any old nonsense and reposting it "they r gna stop us wearin england shirts in the world cup, repost this or my dog will die in 2 hours", and people do it.

Twitter is even worse.

Trollheart · 12-09-2012, 07:14 PM

Yeah man, Twitter is for the birds...

12-09-2012, 03:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	I love how he threatens to kill the person responsible, then admits he doesn't know who it is! Mind you, in the fourth panel, at the bottom, my translation skills failed and I have no idea what he was saying! WHy does he think going on Jeremy Kyle (assuming they'd have him) will solve his problem? No-one else there lost or had money stolen? Today's big story... it's hardly a ratings-grabber, is it? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-09-2012, 05:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	I bet it's not even much --- twenty quid? Fifty? Certainly not worth doing someone in over, even if he knew who it was... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-09-2012, 07:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Yeah man, Twitter is for the birds... __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

12-09-2012, 06:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Facebook is a narcissist's playground, I fhucking hate that website and the bell-ends that make it their life. "only 4 more sleeps until malia 2k12 wiv da girlies lol. xxx" "omg babe u look gawjuss xxxx" "nooo i don't, u do xxxx" - Laying the groundwork for a rally of false compliments and self deprecating between the comment poster and pic uploader. People posting "rip granddad xxxx" statuses every year, why? It's crass, they cloak themselves with a veil of tragedy and hurt but underneath it all the goal is gaining attention, so embarrassing. And people believing any old nonsense and reposting it "they r gna stop us wearin england shirts in the world cup, repost this or my dog will die in 2 hours", and people do it. Twitter is even worse.