Quotes you made
 

Hey people, I recently came up with this quote:

"The internet is the best method of exposing your stupidity."
-Pwnguin

Don't you agree?

So just post quotes you've came up with here, whether they're actually good, funny or just ridiculous.

Sorry if a thread like this already exists, I'm new here.

"The Internet is the best method exposing your extreme narcissism." -Hermione

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them".

"Tigers are like milk, only warm on Wednesday"—Janszoon

"After you've jammed a corkscrew through your palm you may as well give it a twist" - Some cunt.

"If it didn't scream when it died, I don't wanna eat it." - The Batlord

"“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”
-Blarobbarg

"Thats Genghis Khan"

Plankton

"You pick your nose with a rubber hose" - Suzie Jenkins from second grade. That bitch.

"Is not, don't be a prick!"
-Blarobbarg