Quotes you made
 

Hey people, I recently came up with this quote:

"The internet is the best method of exposing your stupidity."
-Pwnguin

Don't you agree?

So just post quotes you've came up with here, whether they're actually good, funny or just ridiculous.

Sorry if a thread like this already exists, I'm new here.

"The Internet is the best method exposing your extreme narcissism." -Hermione

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them".

"Tigers are like milk, only warm on Wednesday"—Janszoon

"After you've jammed a corkscrew through your palm you may as well give it a twist" - Some cunt.

"If it didn't scream when it died, I don't wanna eat it." - The Batlord

"“The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.”
-Blarobbarg

"Thats Genghis Khan"

Plankton

"You pick your nose with a rubber hose" - Suzie Jenkins from second grade. That bitch.

"Is not, don't be a prick!"
-Blarobbarg

"Is too."
-Plankton

Quote - The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and s.. on Quotations Book

"You can't put anything on the internet that isn't true."
-Plankton

"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity." - Abraham Lincoln

"Be nice to people or I will fcking kill you"
Grapesoda

"Hey! That wasn't your quote, I said that! Grab your laser sword, sir, this is a duel."
-Julius Caesar

"Blarobbarg, I am your father." - Blarobbarg's father

Does he wash up? Never washes up.
Does he clean up? No, he never cleans up.
Does he brush up? Never brushes up.

-Merrycaaant

""

Cocks. Thousands of them.

Quoting yourself is retarded.

- Some retard

My favorite.


Ever been to Newgrounds? Sounds like you're a guy from that website.

"Donuts don't wear alligator shoes." - Exo...not a funny movie

"Must minimal."

"Tuesdays are for pussies" - Big3

"Quoting yourself is pointless" - wiggums

"Don't put off until tomorrow what you can make a complete ****ing mess of today!" --- Trollheart. Copyrighted, in perpetuity and in all territories, known unknown and possible...

You're both wrong. It was Conan!
Tribe leader (or some longhaired **** anyway)"Conan, what is the best thing in the world?"
Conan "I already told you THREE ****ING TIMES!! Are you high or something? You want this broadsword right through your gizzard? Cos I'll DO IT I ****ing swear! Just give me an excuse, you ****!" :laughing:

"The one in the foyer? It's a Kinkade."

LOL this is one of those threads that you feel like reading page by page

"Those who can walk a thousand mile, Can walk a thousand more"

"I felt sorry for myself when I had no shoes, till I saw a man with no feet. I felt sorry for him till I saw a man with no legs. That was nothing compared to the man with eight legs and two heads. I really must quit drinking....."

"Where ever you go there you are." [Some 3 year old kid]

^

Pretty sure that was Yogi Berra.

I think he also said:
"Always go to other people's funerals -- otherwise, no one will go to yours."

"I'm not above making up quotes for the sake of a thread." - Frownland

"Christmas sucks"


~Bloozcrooz

:laughing:

"Remember when we were children and we were told not to talk to strange men? Now we're strange men being told not to talk to the children." - Frownland (not on MB, though)

"THEY SAID I WAS MAAAAAAD.......................I WAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS
THE SAID I COULDN'T DO IT..........................I COULDN'T! " PoorOldPo

I came up with the term "eargasms", or so I think. I'm sure there are pretty good quotes from the sexual experience thread.

Goes right along with my famous quote (well, famous to me anyway): "Doin it to ya in the earhole!"

Hehe, no.