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Quotes of the year

We all put our foot in it at times --- god knows I have! --- some people more than most. What's your favourite stupid/silly/inane or amusing quote that a poster has made in the last year? I'm torn between that one about crying being only for girls and the one about David Bowie from TVC15, you know, the one saying you have to judge artistes on how handsome they are or something.

Mind you, Norg's one in my sig takes some beating! And mention must be given to The Batlord's hilarious slant on what you can do with a dictionary (see his journal)...

So, anyone else?
DISCLAIMER: this thread is not intended to be racist, sexist or poke fun at anyone (NORG NORG NORG!) :D in anything but a gentle, amused way. Please don't take offence and if you do then please eff off. :)

PS Feel free to quote me if you think I fall into this category... I can take it.
(But be prepared to see me in court...) :laughing: :jailed:

Remember the guy who was asking for a girl to go to a Nickelback concert with him? I'll try and find the extract. It was priceless.

I thought that was Pearl Jam

EDIT: Got it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CobainR.I.P BlackSpirit93 (Post 1175938)

Hey y'all, hope everyones well, my names Jack and Im a grunge rocker from England, 18 years old. Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder are my inspirations in life, such powerful meaningful music, with true emotion, grunge rock forever, and Rest in Peace Kurt Cobain.
Nirvana are my ultimate favourite band, alongside Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Ozzy Osbourne etc.

Anyway on topic, I have two tickets to Pearl Jams gig in Manchester, England, in June, and Im searching for a kind beautiful girl who is into grunge music or just Pearl Jam, to share the experience with. Im so hyped but I dont want to go alone, so girls, if you are interested please hit me up on Facebook - Jack Snell, went to Skegness Grammar School, from Tembisa Gauteng.

I dont expect any payment, this is an invitation and being with a lovely girl at the gig means more to me than money. Also Im not a creep, please dont judge me, Im a kind genuine guy and Im quite willing to meet up before the gig, so you can get to know me better.

Message away please girls,
Jackx :hphones:

Also

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyRocket (Post 1223475)

Oooo where do I start.
Well I almost ended up homeless because along with my job ending so does my housing because they provide me with housing. Instead now I'm going to be living in a room about 7'x7' for $700/mo, still dont have a job to pick up after this one ends, half way across the country from family and they are failing at their business so I have nobody to rely on. I've graduated college and still can't get a job so now I have a **** ton of debt for a degree that helps me just to go do more school (which i'm taking a break from).
And I just took a break in the middle of this rant to go pick up some refuse furniture for my tiny room and come to found it it's been thrown out so now I have no bed.
I'm also still in love with my ex who dumped me 2 years ago.
And...yeah, I guess that kinda sums up everything. I'm sure there is more, but I don't wanna keep thinking of stuff.

Did you send him a friend request on Facebook? I'm going to be surprised if you didn't.

Just fired him a friend request. Here's a pic of the sexual deviant.

http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphoto...28822518_n.jpg

I knew you'd do me proud

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1270378)

David Bowie from TVC15, you know, the one saying you have to judge artistes on how handsome they are or something.

Been in my sig ever since that happened. :)

Mine is in my sig. It is not Tom Waits.

This one's an early contender for 2013's quote of the year.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashir (Post 1270541)

**** it, I'm leaving this forum. Just another community of dick-headed pricks. Bye.