The right side is the only part that matters, so keeping the left side static increases load speed. I assume.

A 'moment' is a medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.

When it happens that's when I talk about it, I think they are funny as hell, I'll never completely grow up! My two best friends and I quite often laugh and talk about each others farts. It's funniest when they are like little ones popping out over a space of 30 sec or like a really drawn out fart.

I'll do that to you! :)

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I didn't know that my username apparently has a double meaning (and possibly risque) thanks to a PM I have received :eek: :D

I'm really embarrassed of this one, but...

I live in the south, so enunciation is not one of the strong points of my people. I'd heard people (mainly men) reference elderly women as old (what I always thought would be phonetically spelled) badalacks. It turns out, I was wrong.

Some girl I work with who's from Southern NJ, referenced her mother-in-law as an old "battle-axe." Her enunciation was perfect. And I felt like a jackass for not knowing for YEARS that the term was "battle-axe."

Also, I grew up mainly on a hillside, and the people across from me were "across the holler." I asked what that meant, and my mom told me, "You have to holler from one side to another to hear them."

It wasn't until college that I realized the actual word was, "hollow," and felt like a jackass, again.

Don't be embarrassed about that, I'm sure everyone has something like that. It wasn't until I was 14 that I realized that I had the lyrics to Smells Like Teen Spirit wrong. I've heard the song my whole life so I had no reason to question it. I always thought that it was "With the lights out, and potatoes. Here we are now. And potatoes! I feel stupid, and potatoes! Here we are now, and potatoes! Yeah." True story, I felt like a moron when I was obsessed with the album and read the lyrics.

I used to think the lyrics for Purple Haze were: " 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy!"
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